Having a HARD Time Achievements - Steam

Having a HARD Time

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2,870 Achievements Earned
117 Players Tracked
52 Total Achievements
5,718 Obtainable EXP
13 100% Club

Achievement

Rarity

Earned Date

Look mom, I made a silly face!

You successfully posed with a silly face, yay you!

76.92% (53.00)
You don't even have to ask

You accidentally(?) sent Lucas a naughty picture of yourself. You're lucky he's a decent lad.

47.86% (85.00)
Woohoo! My first Eterni!

You uploaded your first picture to Eterni. China now owns all your data and has the rights to your firstborn son.

47.86% (85.00)
Did I ask for your help?

You (quite rudely) told the tutorial guy to buzz off. I mean, how dare he try and help you, am I right?

65.81% (62.00)
Unlocked all Episode 1 secret scenes

You managed to return all of the escaped slaves in episode 1 to their rightful owner. All for a good cause.

29.91% (136.00)
Inevitable

You completed episode 1. It was of course, inevitable.

97.44% (42.00)
Nobody blackmails me, bitch

You stood your ground and didn't let Vivian have her way with you.

67.52% (60.00)
Slappity Slap!

You slapped something quite peachy. In fact, you slapped it 5 times in a row!

52.99% (77.00)
Jesus, what is wrong with you?

And then I saw red... I slapped dat ass, by the gods did I slap dat ass! 20 Times in a row I did!

39.32% (103.00)
No guts, no glory!

Glory is all that matters. Not even screaming women will stand in your way.

90.60% (45.00)
Smoking Kills

Remember kids, smoking kills. Also, try not to stick your special tool into a random hole four times in a row. Three is the magic number.

82.05% (50.00)
Unlocked all Episode 2 secret scenes

You managed to return all of the escaped slaves in episode 2 to their rightful owner. Good for you.

23.08% (176.00)
Pretend

You completed episode 2. Or at the very least, you pretended.

92.31% (44.00)
Beaver Damned

You insisted on being a good samaritan, but in reality you simply used coitus preventus as your cliterference totally beaver damned Lateshya.

60.68% (67.00)
Lost

You lost your way, just like a green haired swordsman. Next time try to look at the address before going somewhere new.

60.68% (67.00)
Queen of Hell

Truly a hellish achievement! Your mind never once wandered off the righteous path and your little friend remained in hibernation.

46.15% (88.00)
A most powerful imagination

Imagination can carry you to worlds that never were. But one might wonder, what do we miss, while we're there?

80.34% (51.00)
Debt Repaid

You owed a favor and now you don't. If only paying off debt could always feel this good.

37.61% (108.00)
Slippery when wet

You left Vivian a wonderful little surprise. Turns out, revenge is a dish best served wet.

35.04% (116.00)
Fountain of Love

You journeyed to the edge of the universe, where no man has gone before. What you found there was but a fountain. A fountain of love. And now you're wet.

35.90% (113.00)
Drugs are lethal

Everybody knows that if you do ALL the damn drugs, you are going to slip on a banana peel and die. Happens every time. You idiot.

64.10% (63.00)
Call Me

Call me, maybe...? Baby...? Why won't you call me?

77.78% (52.00)
Unlocked all Episode 3 secret scenes

You managed to return all of the escaped slaves in episode 3 to their rightful owner. Very nice!

21.37% (190.00)
Promise

You completed episode 3. Don't panic, there is still more, I promise.

86.32% (47.00)

Update #1 Achievements

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Rarity

Earned Date

Another One Bites the Dust

Not one, but two have now fallen victim to your newfound abilities. Is it mere coincidence? Or is it destiny?

23.08% (176.00)
Look mom, I caught it!

It's like catching a falling knife. You know you shouldn't, but you just can't help yourself. On the bright side, at least you didn't catch it with your face.

52.99% (77.00)
Destined for Coffee

Dread it. Run from it. Coffee arrives all the same.

23.08% (176.00)
Clean those sheets

You and Marianne did the dirty in Peter's bed, leaving him to clean the sheets. And still, he is most grateful.

58.12% (70.00)
Help, my phone is syncing!

Not sure what to do? Just throw your smartphone in the water! That'll do it!

33.33% (122.00)
Gone Phone

One day it was here, and the next it was not. Lost in the abyss, never to be seen again.

44.44% (92.00)
It's real. So real. The realest of all.

The world. What a glorious place! Seek freedom, and it will lie erect before your eyes... if the endless booty guides your lustful soul, seize it! Raise your donger and stand tall!

57.26% (71.00)
Littering is bad

There is no graver sin than littering. It is so heinous a crime that, believe it or not, the punishment is always instant death. Hope you've learned your lesson.

41.03% (99.00)
Dominant Soul

You chose to dominate those beneath you, and have unleashed your essence upon them. But remember, with great power comes great... big booty bitches!

54.70% (74.00)
Servant of Pleasure

You submitted yourself to those that look down on you, you submitted... to lust. And now you serve the desires of the flesh.

45.30% (90.00)
The Great Escape

There's no such thing as consequences if you don't get caught. So, don't get caught.

59.83% (68.00)
Unlocked all Episode 4 secret scenes

You managed to return all of the escaped slaves in episode 4 to their rightful owner. You deserve a medal.

16.24% (251.00)
Smile

You completed episode 4. You have earned the right to smile.

65.81% (62.00)

Update #2 Achievements

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Rarity

Earned Date

Serial Tripper

Again! Your invaluable splooge has preyed on yet another poor victim, making you officially a serial tripper. Will it ever stop?

16.24% (251.00)
The Whiff of Greatness

Nothing is more memorable than a smell. The scent of love shall persevere even when captured by the unmentionables.

25.64% (159.00)
Watering the Flowers

You were kind enough to help Veronica water her flowers. An act worthy of praise, for if you remember the flower, the flower will not wither.

32.48% (125.00)
All-you-can-eat Buffet

Welcome to the greatest all-you-can-eat buffet in the world! Where only the most organic and fresh produce is served. Filled with healthy proteins and guaranteed to make you come again!

29.06% (140.00)
The Abyss Stares Back

You didn't just stare, you lingered. And the abyss sucked you in. All of you.

45.30% (90.00)
Smells Like Latrine Spirit

That's why you don't overstay your welcome in public restrooms, you never know what foul spirits lurk nearby.

33.33% (122.00)
Don't Mess With Granny

Didn't anyone teach you to respect your elders? It's not for their sake—it's for your survival. Never mess with grannies. One moment you're standing, the next you're wondering what year it is.

29.91% (136.00)
An Appropriate Reward

Every good deed deserves its fair share of titties! The world would be a much better place.

41.03% (99.00)
Certified Degenerate

You actually went and watched the replay? Only the most depraved of degenerates could find enjoyment in such vile, immoral acts.

23.08% (176.00)
Heartbreaker

How could you? You shattered her heart into a thousand pieces, and no amount of reloading will undo it. This moment is yours now, forever etched in memory.

17.09% (238.00)
My First

You were my first, the one I gave myself to completely, in body and in trust.

35.04% (116.00)
The Sound of Love

You heard it as clear as day... a lullaby no one else could ever replicate. Too bad it was silenced by a buzz.

43.59% (93.00)
Moooooooooooooo

You have achieved what few dare attempt... out-mooing a cow. Sadly, history will not remember you, and neither will the cow.

30.77% (132.00)
Unlocked all Episode 5 secret scenes

You managed to return all of the escaped slaves in episode 5 to their rightful owner. God bless you.

11.97% (340.00)
Butterfly

You completed episode 5. From a humble caterpillar, you have emerged a strong and beautiful butterfly.

43.59% (93.00)