Actually, it is delivery. Good job not dropping it on the floor.
You delivered enough orders to make the boss smile. Barely.
Your legs must be tired. Too bad we don't pay for cardio.
You've done so many deliveries we should just give you the store keys.
Found the sus subway entrance. Totally safe, right?
Spotted the rat. He's just standing there... menacingly!
Found the tank. Who even parallel parked this here?!
Smashed an egg. Intentional or just a major skill issue.
The shop might be going bankrupt, but at least your outfit is absolute fire.
Discovered gravity by flying off the bridge. Newton would be proud.
Congratulations, you successfully bankrupted the shop. GG.
Earned your first actual profit. Don't spend it all in one place.
Making decent bank. The tax man is watching.
Made so much cash the register is literally crying.
You have more money in-game than the developers will ever make in real life.
Survived the first shift without rage quitting. Respect.
You've been here so long you started speaking in order tickets.
Played so much the devs are legally required to hand over the studio.