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  I've Always Wanted a Pet Doctor

  Experiment with the Slave Collar.

  79.17% (81.00)
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  Crystal Healing

  Experiment with the Catium Pendant.

  91.67% (3.00)
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  Ready, Aim, Hypnotize

  Experiment with the Hypnogun.

  75.00% (86.00)
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  Will This Give Me Laser Vision?

  Experiment with the Mindwipe Goggles.

  75.00% (86.00)
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  Apply Directly to the Forehead

  Experiment with the Microchip.

  75.00% (86.00)
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  Thump, Thump, Drip, Drip

  Experiment with the delimiter. Wait, wrong game.

  79.17% (81.00)
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  It Tastes Like Strawberries

  Experiment with the Love Potion.

  79.17% (81.00)
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  Augmented Reality

  77% glitch free.

  70.83% (91.00)
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  Hypno, Ergo Lewd

  Experience Decartes' nightmare.

  75.00% (86.00)
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  One Million Years Dungeon!

  This won't end up on your permanent record.

  77.08% (83.00)
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  Head of Business Development

  Take advantage of office hours.

  95.83% (3.00)
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  Jack Me In

  Mechanize your mind.

  77.08% (83.00)
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  I Think I Can See My Continent From Here

  Travel 238,856 miles.

  72.92% (88.00)
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  O B E Y

  Try on a fitting accessory.

  75.00% (86.00)
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  How it All Began

  You're not supposed to be here!

  66.67% (96.00)
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  They Say it Rots the Brain

  Enjoy the great American pasttime.

  75.00% (86.00)
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  This Place is Nutty

  Enter the magical realm.

  77.08% (83.00)
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  Good Little Test Subject

  Delete your own save file after completing the game

  29.17% (220.00)
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  Repeat Experiment

  Kady loves her job.

  35.42% (181.00)
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  This Fits Here and That Goes There...

  Recover all the missing 'lab equipment'.

  58.33% (110.00)
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  Results Inconclusive, Further Testing Required

  Complete every experiment.

  64.58% (99.00)
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  A Date with Dr. Psyche

  Play the game on a certain special day.

  27.08% (237.00)
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  Brand Loyalty

  Try out a few free samples.

  58.33% (110.00)

Update #1 Achievements

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  The Holy Grail

  Find Kady's panties

  45.83% (140.00)
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  Catgod Collector

  You join the cult.

  27.08% (237.00)
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  Overwhored

  Experiment with the helmet.

  33.33% (193.00)