Stay airborne for over 5 seconds

Got an A++ on all Story levels

Got an A++ on a Story level

Become inedible

Break the TV

Climb atop the Garbage Truck on Story mode

Completed all Story levels

Spill the salt

Launch the Rocket

Finish a Story level with both sides covered in butter

Finish a Story level with both sides covered in jam

Finish a Story level with 100% edibility

Use more than one heat source to toast yourself in a single Story run

Turn on the Hairdryer