Complete arrange mode on Angel of Death difficulty

Unlock all achievements in the base game

Complete Aftershock on Maximum Fury difficulty

Eat 30 slices of pizza

Ring the bell

Finish the race with \"S\" rank

Step onto the dance floor

Get a bullseye

Defeat the Revenant 8991-PX

Complete the shooting range mini-game in the mall

Decapitate 100 enemies

Separate the Twins

Find 50 of Dick's secret stashes

Admire the Red Eagle

Complete a game of billiards

Defeat Dr. Heskel

Clear the lab of Warmechs

Eradicate the Urban Eradicator

Kill 10 enemies with a single shot of the Road Ripper or Wrecker's alt-fire

A dream of a Black Lodge

BSOD the Friend-Bot

Survive Heskel's horribly overdesigned trap

Kick 20 severed heads

Complete Aftershock on Angel of Death difficulty

Survive the onslaught

Demolish Heskel's oversized security droid

Destroy all the tombstones in the graveyard

Run over 50 cultists with the Road Ripper

Clear the canal blockage

Reach the secret level

Complete the game on Maximum Fury difficulty

Find the Elephant's Foot

Proof that you've done it all

Collect all weapons

Kill 20 enemies with the dart

Unlock all achievements in Aftershock

Stomp 20 cockroaches

Knock down the building

Complete arrange mode on Maximum Fury difficulty

Step out of the bar

Find the secret lab

Collect five bombs in arrange mode in one sitting

Complete arrange mode on any difficulty

Hit the attacking ship with a grenade for spilling your drink

Unaffordable housing

Obliterate the water tower

Kill 20 spiders with the Electrifryer

Kill 30 flying enemies with explosives

Collect one bomb from all 28 maps in arrange mode

Finish the game without being dismembered

Ow!

What a thrill!

Watch Heskel escape yet again

Find Roy's final resting place

Get canned by the GDF

Drink 20 cans of soda

Get 3 Strikes (3 or more killed) with Bowling Bombs

Evade the GDF

Locate the leftovers

Achieve 100% progress in Aftershock

Complete the game on Angel of Death difficulty

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