You are now an IT professional

Use incomprehensible magic to solve an unfixable problem (Reboot Office)

Become an elite hacker and get burned for witchcraft (Reboot Engineering)

Find out what happened to that cat (Reboot Research)

Do somebody else's job (Reboot Storage)

Forget to bring a flashlight (Reboot Basement)

What just happened?

Find it

I guess this is how it ends. Goodbye. [CONNECTION TERMINATED]

Vanish after learning nothing about something that doesn't exist