Read all of the previous explorer's emails. Kinda nosy if you ask me.

Got pooped on by a Skipper. That's good luck, depending on who you ask. Not me. I think it's gross.

Start a Co-Op game. It must be nice having friends...

Slap every alien creature at least once. I suppose that counts as "first contact".

Consecutively bounce on 5 different Springy Egg Sacs. It's like an ethically-iffy bouncy castle!

Complete the first set of Science Experiments. Science: It's not just for nerds!

Stun 5 creatures simultaneously with Shock Fruit. Stone cold.

Enter The Spire. I've got a bad feeling about this...

Finish the game in under 4 hours. See you at GDQ!

Bait 5 creatures into attacking each other. Divide and conquer: Classic strat.

You died! Now you're not dead! Huh. Weird!

You've returned home without fully completing your mission. I'd start looking for new work.

Set foot on AR-Y 26 for the first time. I guess that counts as an achievement?

Scan all the flora on AR-Y 26!

Fly through 12 unique gas rings without touching the ground

Re-emerged onto AR-Y 26 after killing Teratomo. Back to work, I suppose!

Cragclaw down. Break out the garlic butter!

Get covered in Tropical Pufferbird milk...

Teratomo is no mo'. Now go take a shower. You smell bad. Very bad.

Kill 5 creatures with a single Charged Shot. Because aiming is for chumps!

Collect every obnoxious video ad on your computer.

Marked your first fuel pod. Momma, I'm coming home!

Assert your independence and beat Old Game Minus entirely in singleplayer.

Get launched by a Pufferbird, then kill it.

Fed 5 Pufferbirds to a Meat Vortex. Yes, it blends!

Unplug Kronus and restore Kindred's control of DL-C1

Crack Cragclaw with a Co-Op partner. Teamwork really does make the dream work.

Unlock the Alien Teleportation System. Beats walking!

Got covered in ooey-gooey alien guts.

Execute 10 consecutive grapples without touching the ground. You're like some kind of arachnid-man.

3D-print all the 3D-printables. After that, go ahead and 3D-print yourself a gold star!

Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves.

Tolerate another person long enough to beat Old Game Minus entirely in coop.

Successfully ended the bloodline of an endangered alien species! Congratulations!

Fully decrypt and watch the tower origin transmission.

Kick 25 Pufferbirds and 25 Maroons. It's ok. I don't know who Scott Norwood is either.

Collect all the scattered postcards of DL-C1

Slapped your Co-Op partner. I'm sure you had a good reason for it.

Use every left hand tool in the game. Gotta hand it to you: You're pretty handy.

Scan your own corpse. Best not to think about it too much...

Collect and read every Alien Explorer Log.

Complete the entire DL-C1 Kindex

Scan all the creatures on AR-Y 26!

You've returned home after fully completing your mission! You're a hero!

Revive your Co-Op partner. Let's hope they learn to start pulling their weight.

Gather half the Alien Alloy on AR-Y 26. I'm half-impressed!

Craft all the new upgrades unlocked via exploration of DL-C1

Play a video message from Kindred. Guess they didn't forget about us!

Kick 10 Pufferbirds in 30 seconds. It's why you bought the game. We get it.

Recklessly and irresponsibly eat every Orange Goo on AR-Y 26.

Retrieved your own loot box. Death is no excuse for leaving behind Kindred property!