Use the portal to reach stage 2.
Interact with 10 Manolito statues total (cumulative across runs).
Reach +50% crit chance in a single run.
Die before the 2:00 mark.
Kill 3,000 enemies in a single run.
Eat 20 Tortillas from the floor in total (cumulative across runs).
Kill 500 enemies while standing completely still.
Level the "Webcams" weapon to 20.
Kill 10,000 enemies total (cumulative across runs).
Finish a run (or die) with 5,000 gold banked.
Defeat the 8:00 Mini-Boss.
Reach stage 3 with the Pokovaal (El Yayo's starter).
Survive 10 minutes playing Shock-AS.
Dodge 10 attacks in a single run.
Take 300 damage total in a run and survive.
Spend 2,000 gold at the Merchant in a single run.
Level the "Admin Torch" weapon to 15.
Deal more than 500 damage in a single hit.
Level the "Untextured Pistol" weapon to 20.
Hold 3 copies of the Uptime Watch at once.
Survive 1 minute below 40% health.
Kill 2,000 enemies with the Amethyst Storm weapon.
Kill 300 enemies in under 5 seconds.
Pick up 5 "Magnet" (Vacuum) items from the floor in a single run.
Lose (die) in 3 different runs.
Kill 30 enemies in a single explosion.
Revive once in a run.
Reach character level 60 in a single run.
Survive 20 minutes in a single run.
Hold 5 Moldy Oats in your inventory at once.
Reach +30% Life Steal.
Die for the first time.
Get the "Shattered Lore" item in 5 different runs.
Reach the 5:00 mark without picking up food.
Level 2 different weapons to level 10.
Survive 5 hordes.
Finish a run using only 1 weapon.
Open 5 chests in a single run.
Level the "Crows of the Void" weapon to 10.
Deal 100 thorns damage in a single hit.
Reach level 50 in a single run.