Finished day one

Finished day two

Finished day three

Finished day four

Finished the game

Made your best efforts to miss the funeral

Lost track of time on the road

Felt like literally taking the wheelchair for a spin

Tortured an imprisoned bum

Felt no apparent need to let Lenny down gently

Reunited with a furry friend

Rediscovered yourself as a creature of the night

Engaged in flirtatious behavior on the computer

Learned a cold hard truth about your face

Barely resisted the urge to barbeque a bear

Amplified Goober's "lung cancer"

Totally mesmerized by Goober's monologues

Wanted to engage in a good 'ol book burning

Really had it out for Goober

Became a huge fan of those sweet, addictive, not to mention cancer-inducing sticks of tobacco