Made your best efforts to miss the funeral

Lost track of time on the road

Felt like literally taking the wheelchair for a spin

Tortured an imprisoned bum

Felt no apparent need to let Lenny down gently

Reunited with a furry friend

Rediscovered yourself as a creature of the night

Engaged in flirtatious behavior on the computer

Learned a cold hard truth about your face

Barely resisted the urge to barbeque a bear

Amplified Goober's lung cancer

Totally mesmerized by Goober's monologues

Wanted to engage in a good 'ol book burning

Really had it out for Goober

Became a huge fan of those sweet, addictive, not to mention cancer-inducing sticks of tobacco