Reach level 5 and prove you can legally operate a lamp.
Reach level 10. At this point the bulb has become a lifestyle.
Reach level 25 and enter your luminous character development.
Reach level 50 and make the electric company nervous.
Reach level 75 and start glowing with confidence.
Reach level 100. The numbers are big and so is the ego.
Hold 100 money and immediately act like a tiny tycoon.
Hold 10,000 money and unlock dangerous levels of confidence.
Hold 100,000 money and pretend this was always the plan.
Hold 1,000,000 money and officially price yourself out of common sense.
Hold 10,000,000 money and make capitalism slightly uncomfortable.
Hold 100,000,000 money and terrify everyone named Thomas.
Hold 1,000,000,000 money and start naming rooms after yourself.
Buy 5 lamps and turn one room into a suspiciously bright display model.
Buy 10 upgrades and solve your problems with increasingly expensive buttons.
Buy 50 upgrades and make optimization your entire personality.
Ascend once and treat your old timeline like an awkward draft.
Click 1,000 times and convince yourself this counts as exercise.
Click 10 bonus elements and prove you will always chase the glowing thing.
Click 100 bonus elements and become a fully licensed collector of freebies.
Hold 1,000 money and begin speaking exclusively in investment terms.