Climb ladders for 306 steps

Read 20 newspaper articles

Roll a jackpot

Sample all alcoholic products, including bottles, shots, glasses and pint variations.

Get banned from the pub

Become obese

Become permenantly afflicted from smoking

Get caught earning while claiming Job seekers allowance and invalidity benefits

Go to Jail

Make £100 selling scrap

Perfectly Satisfy a Lout tenant

Perfectly Satisfy a Grafter tenant

Perfectly Satisfy a Yuppie tenant

Pee on the bus stop

Retire in a house worth at least 40k

Purchase all items from the tool catalogue

Lay a brick

Mix perfect concrete, mortar & No-Fines

Place a roof tile in the rain

Accumilate £100 from benefits

Complete 3 jobs around town

Rent out a property that is 25 squared metres or smaller

Retire before 1984

Rent out a property with 3 floors

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