Honk the noses of 10 Clowns.
Using a Molotov, burn a Clown leading at least 10 Common Infected.
Kill a Charger with a melee weapon while they are charging.
Kill a Spitter before she is able to spit.
Finish a campaign using only melee weapons.
Kill one of each Uncommon Infected.
Kill a Jockey within 2 seconds of it jumping on a Survivor.
Decapitate 200 Infected with a melee weapon.
In a Versus round, leave the saferoom to defibrillate a dead teammate.
Survive all campaigns on Expert.
Survive a campaign on Expert skill with Realism mode enabled.
Form a team and beat an enemy team in 4v4 Versus or Scavenge.
Kill 10 swampy Mudmen while they are in the water.
Collect 10 vials of Boomer vomit from infected CEDA agents you have killed.
Kill 15 Infected with a single grenade launcher blast.
Ignite 50 Common Infected with incendiary ammo.
Deploy an ammo upgrade and have your team use it.
Revive 10 dead Survivors with the defibrillator.
Revive 10 incapacitated Survivors while under the speed-boosting effects of adrenaline.
Kill 100 Common Infected with the chainsaw.
Use a bile bomb on a Tank.
Use every melee weapon to kill Common Infected.
Kill a Tank with melee weapons.
Cross the bridge finale in less than three minutes.
Survive the Dead Center campaign.
Survive the Dark Carnival campaign.
Survive the Swamp Fever campaign.
Survive the Hard Rain campaign.
Survive the Parish campaign.
Navigate the impound lot and reach the cemetery safe room without tripping any alarms.
Rescue Gnome Chompski from the Carnival.
Navigate the sugar mill and reach the safe room without killing any Witches.
Defend yourself at the crashed airliner without taking damage.
As the Jockey, ride a Survivor for more than 12 seconds.
As the Jockey, ride the Survivors twice in a single life.
As the Jockey, ride a Survivor and steer them into a Spitter's acid patch.
As the Spitter, hit every Survivor with a single acid patch.
As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor being choked by a Smoker.
As the Charger, bowl through the entire enemy team in a single charge.
As the Charger, grab a Survivor and smash them into the ground for a solid 15 seconds.
As the Charger, grab a Survivor and carry them over 80 feet.
In a Survival round, get a medal only using melee weapons.
Win a game of Scavenge.
Collect 100 gas cans in Scavenge.
Collect 15 gas cans in a single Scavenge round.
Stop the enemy team from collecting any gas cans during a Scavenge round.
Prove you are stronger than Moustachio.
Make a Survivor drop a gas can during overtime.
Cause 25 gas can drops as a Special Infected.
Prove you are faster than Moustachio.
Survive The Passing Campaign.
As the Charger, grab a Survivor and crash them through 8 chairs at the wedding.
Using the M60, kill 25 infected without letting go of the trigger.
Collect 10 items dropped by a Fallen Survivor.
Play 6 Mutations.
Knock off the heads of 18 infected with the golf club.
Play the new Midnight Riders song on a jukebox.
Kill a Tank only with damage from the original Survivors.
Open 5 foot lockers.
Play 5 full games of Scavenge on The Port.
Complete "The Sacrifice".
Have Bill sacrifice himself for the team.
Kill a Special Infected with an exploding barrel.
Have all 3 generators running at once in "The Sacrifice" finale.
As a Special Infected, incap someone who is trying to sacrifice themselves.
Survive the Cold Stream campaign on any difficulty.
Play a Versus game on Dead Air from start to finish.
Collect three gifts dropped by Special Infected in Versus Mode.
Plays games with free weekend players and helps them survive a campaign.
Spread cheer by helping a free holiday player survive a campaign.
Kill a pouncing Hunter with a shotgun.
Earn a bronze medal on any official Survival map.
Earn a silver medal on any official survival map.
Earn a gold medal on any official survival map.
Survive The Last Stand campaign on any difficulty.
Survive The Last Stand campaign on Expert Realism.
Find the golden crowbars hidden in the Left 4 Dead 1 survival maps.
Revive an incapacitated teammate while a Tank is nearby.
As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor who is pinned by a Charger.
As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor who is pinned by a Hunter.
Destroy 20 gascans as the Spitter.
Instantly kill a Survivor as the Charger.
As the Boomer, vomit on a Survivor without having direct line of sight with them.
Rescue three Survivors from a single rescue closet.
With a sharp melee weapon, cut a Smoker's tongue before he ensnares you.
Destroy a Tank's rock in mid-air.
Kill the Witch bride with a single shotgun blast on expert difficulty.
As the Hunter, land a 25 damage pounce.
Kill 20 Jockeys with the shovel or pitchfork.
Survive for 10 minutes on any official map in Versus Survival.
Kill 53,599 infected. You made sure the dead won't rise anymore!
Escape Liberty Mall's Atrium before the first Tank appears
Discover the hidden room in the Last Stand campaign
Earn a bronze medal on every official survival map
Earn a silver medal on every official survival map.
Earn a gold medal on every official survival map.
Survive for 30 minutes on any official survival map.
Kill a Witch using only a sharp melee weapon, without anyone getting incapacitated or killed.
On the concert finale, survive until the helicopter arrives without leaving the stage
Complete The Last Stand campaign in 13 minutes or less, without any Survivors dying.
If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space.