Talk to the funky seagull

Disturb the penguins

Straight up murder Carl

Meet the moleman

Kick a dude in the head

Touched the apple wife (sadly she had apple-butt)

Dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine

Discovered the desert birds burrow

Enter the pyramid

Drank the very last swig that was just sittin there

Straight up murdered a majestic creature of the sky

Found spocker

You just have to keep eating food that's been sitting around, don't you?

Straight up robbed some dudes tomb

Walked on the rainbow bridge

Rode the golden dragon

Felt the mighty power of the monoforce

Read the sign you shouldn't have

Found moon mode... Oi.

Found a shortcut

Unlock 7 blocks

Discover the weirdos

Went to the bathroom maybe?

Beat the game without hitting 0 hp (in one go!)

Discover that one place