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Play 2 handshake cards before you have any non-handshake cards of that color in your hand.

Unlock the bonus by using 8+ cards in the same expedition.

After scoring 0 or less in a game, score more than 100 in the next game (in the same match).

Score a bonus (8+ cards) on an expedition that you did not increase the wager on (no handshake cards).

Go on 4 expeditions.

Lose money in all 5 expeditions.

Turn a profit in all 5 expeditions.

Outscore your opponent in all 5 expeditions.

Use all 3 wager cards, but fail to get a positive score.

Go an entire match (3 games) without playing the green expedition.

Lose points on all expeditions with a wager (at least one) and gain points on all other expeditions (at least one).

Both players score less than 0 in the same match.

Get a perfect score in the White expedition.

Get a perfect score in the Green expedition.

Get a perfect score in the Red expedition.

Get a perfect score in the Blue expedition.

Get a perfect score in the Yellow expedition.

Score exactly 80 points in a match.

Score 72 points in a match.

Come from behind and win the match after losing the first two games.

Score exactly 0 points in an expedition you undertook with 5 cards.

Get lost on an expedition... use 7 cards but still score negative.

Get a perfect score for an expedition: use every card (three handshakes plus all numbers) in a single expedition.

Win all 3 games of the same match.

Survive (win) your first game against a human opponent.

Lose an online game, but never give up in life. Sean & Geoff believe in you. <3

Score more than 420 points in a single match (3 games per match).

Score -216 or less in a match (3 games per match)

Win your first online game. A journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.

Play 10 online games.

Play 100 online games.

Defeat the AI, Tabasco da Gama

Defeat the AI, Sir Edmure Tullery

Defeat the AI, Lois L. Meriwether

Defeat the AI, Edward Rogers Nelson