You're kind of an old school gamer, eh?
You added syrup! Yay!
It's like deleting your search history!
You are pretty good at chess!
Is that you Agent 47?
There was a box and your thoughts were outside it.
You are a master of weapon disassembly!
You are now a Master Surgeon! (and other people need years to do it, bah!)
You completed the game. Thank you!
You travelled through time. That is most definitely an achievement, right? Right?
A variable somewhere now holds a slightly higher value than before. Are you happy yet?