Survive your first night.

Make it to night 10.

Collect 50 shiny valuables.

Collect 200 shiny valuables.

Collect a shiny Crown.

Win a staredown.

Win a dance-off.

Fall asleep sharing a bed with a friend.

Complete a bonus mission.

Complete 20 bonus missions.

Buy the Surveillance program.

Own every laptop program in a single run.

Spot an enemy on a security camera.

Watch someone die on cams.

Teleport away while an enemy is chasing you.