Die

Reach Segment two

Reach Segment three

Reach Segment four

Reach the balcony

Escape the tower

Escape the tower 50 times

Enter and leave the tower in the same run

Escape and end the game as a monster

Escape the tower in 15 minutes or less

Escape the tower without killing anyone

Free Hubert

Free Alva

Free Sobu

Meet ten or more friends during one visit to the tavern

Lose three or more companions during a run

Use Hubert's club or corpse to kill the enemy that killed him

Kill 500 enemies

Kill enemies using 100 different items

Kill three types of enemies using a body of their own kind during a single run

Have one sleeping enemy eat three or more objects at once

Dodge the monster band by moving to their beat

Win a game of cups

Kill the cup player

Solve ten different riddles

Kill the riddle master

Kill Evelius

Use the monkey to give the best possible answer to a question

Catch a fish

See the whole tower explode

Steal an item from a weight sensitive pedestal

Finish Von Wanst's bathroom routine

Give enough money to Hubert to save his family

Buy a house

Upgrade your house

Have 300 or more coins in your bank account

Receive a bounty for killing a monster

Become a monster

Become a broom

Brew five different potions

Poison a weapon

Turn something into gold

Turn a monster or a broom into a human again

Eat ten different items

Get reborn

Save a fragile vase from the tower

Have two diamond teeth at the same time

Open a locked chest

Become a citizen of the village

Escape the tower through the caves

Find the hidden treasure room

Start building the statue

Build the statue at least up to your buttocks

Finish the statue

Kill 20 trolls

Sell 66 different items at the pawnshop

Eat every kind of mushroom at least once