Die
Reach Segment two
Reach Segment three
Reach Segment four
Reach the balcony
Escape the tower
Escape the tower 50 times
Enter and leave the tower in the same run
Escape and end the game as a monster
Escape the tower in 15 minutes or less
Escape the tower without killing anyone
Free Hubert
Free Alva
Free Sobu
Meet ten or more friends during one visit to the tavern
Lose three or more companions during a run
Use Hubert's club or corpse to kill the enemy that killed him
Kill 500 enemies
Kill enemies using 100 different items
Kill three types of enemies using a body of their own kind during a single run
Have one sleeping enemy eat three or more objects at once
Dodge the monster band by moving to their beat
Win a game of cups
Kill the cup player
Solve ten different riddles
Kill the riddle master
Kill Evelius
Use the monkey to give the best possible answer to a question
Catch a fish
See the whole tower explode
Steal an item from a weight sensitive pedestal
Finish Von Wanst's bathroom routine
Give enough money to Hubert to save his family
Buy a house
Upgrade your house
Have 300 or more coins in your bank account
Receive a bounty for killing a monster
Become a monster
Become a broom
Brew five different potions
Poison a weapon
Turn something into gold
Turn a monster or a broom into a human again
Eat ten different items
Get reborn
Save a fragile vase from the tower
Have two diamond teeth at the same time
Pick up a weight-item twelve times in a row
Open a locked chest
Become a citizen of the village
Escape the tower through the caves
Find the hidden treasure room
Start building the statue
Build the statue at least up to your buttocks
Finish the statue
Kill 20 trolls
Sell 66 different items at the pawnshop
Eat every kind of mushroom at least once
Repair a pipe
Finish fixing the entire pipe system
Purchase an item from the Pipefitter Sisters
Help the bard in his pursuit of new instruments
Find and loot the bard's corpse
Enter 10 doors with different names above them
Create a diamond tooth in an oven.
Remove 200 spider webs.
Free the princess.
Have the princess eat 10 enemies in one run.
Have the princess eat 7 screaming and running hammerguys.
Kill 15 enemies in one run with the plumber's helper.
Escape the tower in a difficulty mode above Peasant.
Beat the tower without ever holding something in your hand (including mousetraps), equipping anything (including teeth) and starting off with no items in a difficulty mode above Peasant.
Beat the tower in a difficulty mode above Peasant without ever wearing any armor.
Leave the tower with a party of 5 companions in a difficulty mode above Peasant.
Kill the cup player with bare hands in a difficulty mode above Peasant.
Kill the riddlemaster with bare hands in a difficulty mode above Peasant.
Leave the tower with at least 50 coins in a difficulty mode above Peasant.
Own 10 different haircuts.
Read a book.
Own 10 different beards or mustaches.
Free a companion from the torture chamber.
Buy 5 companions at vending machines.
Buy a cellar for your home.
Buy an attic for your house.
Die by falling off the balcony in your own house.
Transform an item.
Eat 10 goos in one run.
Kill a companion wielding pliers with hot coal while wearing a torturer's hood.
Escape the tower in 5 minutes or less in a difficulty above Peasant Mode.
Fulfill Sobu's prophecy.
Disguise yourself as Evelius with a potion from Alva.
Kill a copy of yourself.
Find Evelius's secret living room.
Switch to a different tower inside a tower 7 times in one run.
Destroy the tower and become king.
Find a way to rebuild the tower.
Kill 5 copies of Evelius in a single run.
Feed Evelius to himself.
Go to the tavern disguised as Evelius.