That kind of activity embarasses Charon Logistics more than it does you.

Get into the passworded room in the church

Get into the passworded room in the apartment

Kill 1 cultist

Kill 250 cultists

Kill 500 cultists

Kill 1000 cultists

Kill 2000 cultists

Beat the developer's high score in Ball-Dropper

Beat the developer's high score in Dillo Ball Pro

Beat the developer's high score in Dillo Drop

Beat the developer's high score in Cannon Shot

Beat the developer's high score in Invasion

Beat the developer's high score in Sinister Spirits

Beat the developer's high score in Skeedillo

Finish a level with all kills and secrets

Listen to a radio show... you did listen to the whole thing, right?

Try to join the Space Force