Defeat El Cascos

Defeat the Japanese (or were they Chinese?) Pand

Defeat the Tecnocarnales

Defeat la Shikamala

Defeat The Bamba Grand Priest: Juu Ichi Violence

Take down 10 enemies with a Parry Counter!

Get to 200 combo count!

Fill out all of your Death Charm and Jutsu slots in a single run

Whack 20 enemies with your shamizen

Pounce with the legendary ability BOING 30 enemies.

Use the extremely Mexican NINJA substitution jutsu 100 times

Drink 10 Sakilas

Drink 50 Sakilas

Drink 100 Sakilas

Drink 500 Sakilas

Drink 1000 Sakilas

Take down your very first narkuza goon!

Finish all El Borracho quests

Finish all Los Shonen del Barrio quests

Finish the freaky couple's quest

Finish all Hattori Chancho quests

Finish all Dr Misi quests

Aquire a kanojo, a girlfriend

Finish all Godin quests

Solve the mystery of your sensei's stash

Parry something or whatever wey

Die for the first time

Take down 10 narkuza goons

Take down 100 narkuza goons

Take down 500 narkuza goons

Take down 900 narkuza goons

Take down 1,440 narkuza goons

Pick up money money 50 times

Pick up money money 100 times

Pick up money money 200 times

Pick up money money 400 times

Pick up money money 800 times

Pick up money money 1000 times

Get to 500 combo count!

Get to 1000 combo count!

Get to 5000 combo count!