Sell your first hay.

Make and sell a hay bale.

Pay the gnome's daily quota.

Pay the gnome every day for a week without missing once.

Miss a payment and live to tell the tale.

Pick up the needle.

Finish a run.

Remove every piece of hay from the haystack.

Finish a run in under 30 minutes.

Finish a run on a Massive haystack.

Find a gold piece of hay.

Find lapis or win a rare blue plushie.

Find a diamond piece of hay.

Place your first conveyor belt.

Have a robot arm deliver hay onto a belt.

Press hay with the bale press.

Upgrade a machine to its maximum level.

Complete 10 contracts in one save.

Put your first needle on the needle board.

Collect 25% of all needle types.

Collect half of all needle types.

Collect 75% of all needle types.

Collect every needle type.

Sink a basketball in the hoop.

Win a plushie from the claw machine.

Get fired out of the cannon.

Get picked up by the tornado.

Get the needle back from a bird.

Watch needles fall from the sky.

Find out what the remote does.

Revive a teammate.

Finish a run in Multi-Haystacks.