Feed the machine for the first time.
Clear 100 straws.
Clear 1,000 straws.
Clear 10,000 straws.
Clear 100,000 straws.
Clear every last straw.
Buy the shovel.
Own the best tool in the shop.
Upgrade the backpack past its fixed sizes.
Buy the metal detector.
Upgrade the conveyor to level 6.
Hold $1,000,000 at once.
Sleep in the bed.
Reach day seven.
Open a crate.
Let go of a balloon.
Find the needle in the haystack.
Unlock the exit.
Walk out and look into the cage.