Your life will never be the same now.

Sit on 10,000 toilets

We all witnessed a sad thing today, lets hope it doesn't happen again.

Don't smoke when you're holding dynamite people.

Who knew sitting on a special couch after doing strange things would make you so famous?

You have a 1 in 6,000,000 chance of achieving this random achievement so it's pretty much gambling except you don't win anything except this random achievement.. Good Luck.

Whoever made this is sick!

You've surpassed the fleshy mortals and tamed cutting edge best of breed next gen hyper tech in using a GENERAL MIDI file. You are in the future now.

You've executed over 1000 camera cuts, you are now ready to... cut some more.

You've captured a 360 degree image of a nightmare?! This should be impossible?!

You uploaded your own personal nightmare to the Workshop?! But what if it REALLY REALLY scares someone?! Please think of the attorneys!

You added some new skin for our beloved Skinmin, how nice of you.

A very violent bear who drives an invisible car is here to bewilder and amuse us.

Protesters have arrived and were screaming something about something and the thing and the other thing and they all have iPhones.

BLAH BLAH BLAH (SCREAM) BLAH (AD) BLAH BLAH (WHINE) BLAH BLAH (Making videos of me playing other peoples games is so SO HARD) BLAH BLAH (Playing video games is so hardcore I'm such a badass) BLAH BLAH (I probably have blue or green hair)

The police have already been called... they are on their way. You're going to jail now!

Yeah, its okay... I guess... I mean..I'm sorta tired of it now as I was using it when it was in Alpha.

ROAR. That's all for now.

A strange wooden rabbit will come to you in your dreams and guide on your journey as a creator.

You've have been banned from life because ummm... we'll make something up later.

Congratulations! He will now see everything you do! Better close those tabs.

It's flavorless, weighs nothing and doesn't really exist outside of this icon, but it's free and yours! Now buy my $900 DLC.

Congratulations on your marriage to Iconia, may you two share a wonderful 64 pixel by 64 pixel life together.

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What are you doing?! There's kids around here!

Get down! That old man has got a gun! I think he shot someone?!

A rando woman has become pregnant through an act of violence. Don't worry, the police have already been called.