• 489 achievements earned
  • 181 Players Tracked
  • 9 Total achievements
  • 15 100% Club

No Time to Explain achievements

  • Finish the whole damn game.
    56.91%
  • Collect half the hats.
    67.96%
  • Collect all the hats.
    14.36%
  • Finish first Shotgun universe in under 60 seconds
    11.60%
  • Play through straightjacket darkness universe without dying, with a horse head.
    12.15%
  • Eat every fatcake in fatcake universe with a hamburger for a face.
    28.73%
  • Beat Rejected Green Clone universe in under a minute wearing a monocle and top-hat.
    11.05%
  • Dance to the first boss don't stop for nothing.
    49.72%
  • Beat the scrolling shooter segment without dying, as a dinosaur.
    17.68%