Read Laura St. Claire's letter.
Get downers from Santa Claus.
Clown up Leblanc.
Put on the shirts at the mall.
JOY!!!
Tinkle tinkle.
Finish the game.
Quack crash.
Suffer through Monkey's guilt trip.
Recite the Hail Mary.
Unlock 25% of nodes in the mind map.
Finish Act 1.
No more infinite stare.
Unlock all nodes in the mind map.
Unlock 50% of nodes in the mind map.
Give the pig a gift.
Strikebreaker.
Get the meter from the researchers.
M-Mister Monkey Man??
Blastoff.
Finish Act 2.
Sorry Gooch.
HOOT HOOT.
Steer the boat without taking damage.
Send Bruce home.
Listen to the entirety of Showgoer's Tale.
Find Catherine's ring.
Quack might bounce back.
Hand over the head.
Together again.
Launch Crouton with Pots.
Save nothing.
Find the alligator phone case.
Don't get silly with it.
Maybe!