HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

Apply a Sticker to a Weapon

Find the Bathroom in the Diner

Get kidnapped by the Watcher

Kill 6 Enemies with a Single Sword Dash

Cash Out' at the Huge Slot Machine 10 Times Collectively

Cleanse a Corrupted Variant

Create a Blackhole with a Portal

Shoot a Soul Orb at your Feet to Heal

Collect 5 out of 9 Cassettes! (more tracks to come)

Death Due to Loss of Time

Kill an Enemy by Sliding into it

You might wanna clean up some corruption to reduce your tax...

Portal Away from a Variant with 1 HP Remaining

Explode any Aerial Enemy with a Teddy Bomb by Shooting it

Finish a 'Seize the Zone' Variant Without Killing Any Enemies

Complete a Nightmare

Beat the First 10 Variants by only Dealing Damage with Gadgets in a Single Run

Beat 1,000 Total Variants

Kill 100,000 Total Enemies

Earn 50,000 Total Tickets

Get every fish and pet

Play your first arcade game

Kill the shop crawler

Push the big coin in coin pusher 3 times

Get a combo of 10 or more on the bat/ball hit

Stick 50 or more nails to a single target

Beat the game only using melee weapons

Beat a variant over 20 without taking any damage

Get to variant 10 with a global time of under 2 minutes

Get to round 30 only buying yellow upgrades

Clear a purge variant over 10 in under 30 real seconds

Portal back and forth from a variant 3 or more times

Activate the potato shrine

Eject after being caught by the watcher

Skip corruption 10 times in one run

Unlock your first weapon

Upgrade your first gun with the vending machines

Activate your first shrine

Get over 50 items in a run

Complete the Tutorial

Get to Variant 100 in a single run

Collect 1000 Total Items

Unlocked Every Sticker

Unlock All the \Notes\

Kill 30 or more enemies in one slow mo activation