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Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator
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Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator achievements
Win your first argument.
I Know Insults!
Play the basic tutorial.
Learn The Meaning of Life
Complete the Insulting Tournament.
It's Getting Crowded
Unlock two additional characters.
Take 50 honour points off your opponent in a single insult.
The B Word
Compose a phrase with "Your country is not a part of Europe".
Don't Tell a Soul
Unlock a secret character.
Compose a phrase with "Your mother is your father".
What Are You Doing in England?
Compose a phrase with "Your mother was a hamster".
Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook
Compose a phrase with "Your hovercraft is full of eels".
It Gets Boring After An Hour
Play more than 100 duels.
Compose a phrase with "Your son died because of your sins!".
How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?
Compose a phrase with "You still use Windows Vista".
No, You Are
Compose a phrase with "You are silly".
Compose a phrase with "A duck hunter probably murdered this poor man".
Say No More
Compose a phrase with "Your wife is interested in photography".
The Number of The Beast
Mention Satan 6 times.