Win a round of a quick match.

Try all of the powerups.

Finish a round of every game mode.

Try a non-default setting from every deep customisation row (when not playing standard gamemodes).

Win a match as Goliath against all the Davids.

Win back-to-back matches of Red Pill and Super Speed.

Emerge victorious from a Sumo match.

Successfully sink the ball in Flappy Bird.

Win a four player match of Spiderball with least shots as the scoring mode.

Get four balls in the hole in a quick match.

All four human players get a hole-in-1.

Play with 8 human players.

Finish a match in first and second place with your controller buddy in a game with 8 human players.

Get all 8 balls in the hole when only 5 seconds is allowed after the first ball is sunk.

Change something on the quick settings menu.

Use the customise menu.

Set some per-player options in the customise menu.

Find the deepest level of the customise menu.

Use the sliders to customise further.

Play a friend's custom gamemode.

Push 3 or more players with one use of the forcefield.

Hit another wall-hacking player while wall-hacking and survive.

Get a hole-in-1 with no bounces and at least 3 checkpoints enabled.

Be the winning player in a Rat-King of 4 players or more.

All players vote for the same option.

Collect 500 or more coins in one round.

Travel more than a kilometre before getting a hole-in-1 by using powerups.

Travel more than two kilometres before getting a hole-in-1 without using powerups.

Get more than a kilometre away from the hole before sinking.

Get two giant bananas in the hole at once.

Get a hole-in-1.

Get a hole-in-1 with no bounces.

Get 5 holes-in-1 in a row.

Get a hole-in-0 by using your powerups.

Get a hole-in-0 without using any powerups.

Win every round in a match of 500 points or more with the default settings for bonuses.

Win a round with at least 3 checkpoints without anybody else getting any.

Win 3 matches in a row in a single sessio

Don't win a round in a match of 500 points or more with the default settings for bonuses.

Play a round for 4 minutes or more without anybody sinking.

Sink with less than a second on the round clock.

Get hit by 20 or more skyjunk in one round.

Fail to win the match even after winning the round while on match point.

You're Doing Scoring Wrong Finish the match on a negative score.

Miss 5 or more consecutive shots from the tee and then sink the ball on your next shot.

Win a quick game with a score over 1000 points.

Win a match after there being 3 or more players on match-point above you.

Respawn twice and still win the round.

Hit 10 mines in a row and then still end up in the hole on the same shot.

Get a random drop from the top that sinks your ball.

Be selected for the podium after a match ends in a tie.

Get a hole-in-1 on a caves level with all other settings on default.

Sink the ball at the exact same time as another player.

Play 1000 rounds.

Win 100 matches.

Win a match of at least half of the gamemodes.

Play every trial.