Nice try.
Reach a 12x combo
Reach a 18x combo
Reach a 25x combo
Reach a 35x combo
Reach a 75x combo
Reach a 100x combo
Reach a 150x combo
Reach a 50x combo
Unlock Danger tier 1
Unlock Danger tier 2
Unlock Danger tier 3
Unlock Danger tier 4
Unlock Danger tier 5
Die 5 times
Die 25 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 250 times
Die 500 times
Reach the Bronze Age
Reach the Iron Age
Reach the Steel Age
Reach the Modern Age
Reach the Future Age
Evolve 5 times
Evolve 15 times
Evolve 30 times
Evolve 60 times
Evolve 120 times
Evolve 250 times
Evolve 500 times
Evolve 1000 times
Collect 2000 fish (lifetime)
Collect 8000 fish (lifetime)
Collect 25000 fish (lifetime)
Collect 75000 fish (lifetime)
Collect 200000 fish (lifetime)
Collect 600000 fish (lifetime)
Collect 1500000 fish (lifetime)
Recruit 40 penguins (lifetime)
Recruit 100 penguins (lifetime)
Recruit 200 penguins (lifetime)
Recruit 400 penguins (lifetime)
Recruit 750 penguins (lifetime)
Recruit 1500 penguins (lifetime)
Recruit 3000 penguins (lifetime)
Kill 1500 seals
Kill 500 seals
Kill 4000 seals
Kill 10000 seals
Kill 25000 seals
Kill 60000 seals
Kill 120000 seals
Kill 300000 seals
Kill 600000 seals
Kill 1000000 seals
Reach Limit Break tier 1
Reach Limit Break tier 3
Reach Limit Break tier 5
Reach Limit Break tier 10
Reach Limit Break tier 20
Reach Limit Break tier 30
Survive to the 30:00 Reaper
Reach round 10
Reach round 12
Reach round 15
Reach round 18
Reach round 20
Reach round 25
Reach round 30
Reach round 40
Reach round 50
Reach round 60
Reach round 75
Play 5 runs
Play 15 runs
Play 30 runs
Play 60 runs
Play 120 runs
Play 250 runs
Play 500 runs
Forge 1 2-star penguins
Forge 5 2-star penguins
Forge 15 2-star penguins
Forge 30 2-star penguins
Forge 50 2-star penguins
Forge 100 2-star penguins
Forge 1 3-star penguins
Forge 5 3-star penguins
Forge 15 3-star penguins
Forge 40 3-star penguins
Forge 100 3-star penguins
Forge 150 3-star penguins
Win 1 runs
Win 3 runs
Win 5 runs
Win 10 runs
Win 25 runs
Win 50 runs