You did it! Time to brag to your friends

Champions of Italy’s top tier. This is football royalty.

Rename your stadium. The fans will keep calling it by the old name forever anyway.

Sign a player on loan. Please return him in the condition you found him. Ideally.

Sometimes you just have to let go

Win an official match with one of your players sent off. The red card was clearly a tactical masterstroke.

Complete 20 seasons as a manager. Somewhere along the way‚ your hair handed in its notice.

Win 1-0 with five at the back. Football purists are writing angry letters. You framed one.

Beat a club from a higher division in the national cup. Goliath would like a rematch.

Two trophies in one season. You're going to need a bigger shelf and a second hand to hold the champagne.

Let the club's budget drop below zero. The accountant has stopped returning your calls.

Go five official matches in a row without conceding. Strikers across the league have filed a complaint.

Win an official match with a goal in the 90th minute or later. Somewhere‚ the rival manager is still arguing about added time.

Get relegated. Look on the bright side: next season you're the favourites.

Fill your stadium to the last seat for an official home match. Even the hot dog guy had to stand.

You ruled Saudi Arabia’s best. Glory under the sun.

You renewed the pitch. Fresh‚ green‚ immaculate and the players will destroy it by halftime.

Win the Club World Cup.

Lose five official matches in a row. The board says they're fully behind you. Way‚ way behind you.

Win the national cup without conceding a single goal. The opposing strikers have formed a support group.

Sign a player aged 35 or over. Experience is priceless. So‚ apparently‚ is his physio bill.

Manage 1‚000 official matches. Your touchline area is now a protected heritage site.

You conquered Germany’s top division. Pure power.

Lose a national cup match to a club from a lower division. Their striker is a plumber. And a legend now.

You conquered Uruguay’s elite. Small country‚ big football.

You ruled the French top tier. Vive le football!

Fire a member of staff. You'll miss their coffee. Not them. Just the coffee.

Win top-flight titles in three different countries. Your passport and your trophy cabinet are finally even.

You've coached abroad in multiple countries. Your passport has more stamps than your trophy cabinet.

Win an official match playing 4-2-4. Your defenders have been reported as missing persons.

Play an official match with seven or more goals. Both goalkeepers have asked for a transfer.

Sign a player by paying his release clause in full. No haggling‚ no mercy‚ no budget left.

Win your country's Super Cup.

Win the Conference Cup. Europe's third-tier trophy‚ but first in your heart.

The hard work paid off! Your team is moving up. Enjoy this unforgettable feat

Finish bottom of the league. On the bright side‚ there's only one way to go from here.

End the season with one of your players topping the league’s scoring charts. A true master of goals!

Promote a youth academy player to the first team. His mum has already bought fifty shirts.

Win the European Super Cup.

Win a pre-season tournament. It counts. You've already engraved it. It counts.

Get sacked by the board. Clear your desk and take the stapler. Nobody will notice.

Your tactical genius led to a player scoring 3 goals in a single match. Maybe you should teach chess too!

Win the top flight when the board only asked you to survive. They have been staring at the wall since May.

Win five top-flight titles in a row with the same club. The engraver has stopped asking for the name.

Build every cafeteria and shop your stadium can hold. The football is now a side business.

Rulers of England’s top flight. Football comes home.

Reach a club budget of one billion. The accountant is swimming in it. Literally.

Champions of the Netherlands. Total football legacy.

Win a penalty shootout. You watched none of it through your fingers. Absolutely none.

One of your players stole the spotlight and became the Man of the Match. Somebody’s feeling legendary

A whole league season‚ not a single loss. The other managers would like a word. You're not taking their call.

Have every staff role filled at once. The canteen queue is now longer than the squad list.

Stay up while the club right below you goes down. Somebody give the club doctor a raise.

Sign a sponsorship deal. Your soul was not part of the contract. Probably.

They came for the football. You gave them more plastic to sit on. Legendary.

Your brilliance inspired a player to net 5 goals in one game. What’s next‚ managing a superhero team?

You ruled Brazil’s top division. Samba at its finest.

Get promoted three seasons in a row. Your club changes league more often than its kit sponsor.

A substitute scores in an official match. Your bench finally earned its sandwiches.

Sign a free agent. Zero transfer fee‚ zero regrets... probably.

Congrats! You finally know what winning feels like

Welcome to the big leagues‚ rookie!

Win an official match by five or more goals. Someone give the scoreboard operator a break.

You conquered Turkey’s top flight. Loud‚ proud‚ unstoppable.

Win the Contenders Cup. Not the biggest trophy in Europe‚ but your trophy cabinet doesn't need to know that.

Every single league match won. All of them. Someone check if the other teams actually showed up.

Manage five different clubs. Your removal company has you on speed dial.

A pen‚ a signature‚ and at least one more season together. What could go wrong?

You dominated Argentina. This is la pasión!

Lose an official match by five or more goals. It's not a defeat‚ it's a learning experience. A very long one.

Lose a European cup final. They say the silver medal is very shiny. It is not.

Three trophies in one season. At this point the trophy cabinet is filing a complaint about overtime.

You topped Portugal’s finest. Golo after golo!

Win a top-flight title with a club you took over at least two divisions below it. Hollywood has called about the film rights.

Score 100 league goals in a single season. The goal nets have formed a union.

Sign a youth prospect for your academy. Sixteen‚ two left feet‚ and you believe in him.

Finish an official match 0-0. Ninety minutes of tactical genius‚ or so you'll tell the press.

You reigned supreme in the USA. Stars‚ stripes‚ and soccer.

10+ years at the same club. That bench has your name carved into it now.

Concede at most one goal every four league matches over a whole season. Strikers now need therapy.

You've got a new star in the team!

You're unstoppable!

Sell a player for 50 million or more. The fans are furious. The accountant is crying tears of joy.

Win an official match after trailing by two goals. Your half-time team talk is now classified as a weapon.

Moving on up to the big leagues!

You ruled over Spain’s top division. ¡Olé!