The tutorial is over. I hope you're good at platforming!
He teaches you about the game a lil.
This means you collected every umbrella skin.
Yes, that is how he moves.
He loves biscuits and tea.
It's lovely!
HE'S PISSED OFF.
Thanks for feeding the croc. Enjoy!
Make sure to listen to all the channels!
You'll be here a while. (About 12-25 minutes somehwere around there)
You actually sat through that?
The game is stupid on hardcore mode.
You beat the game in hardcore mode.
The bush is dead.
Congrats!
He's so pretty!
To make it this far and kill Jeff? Woah.... "THAT HURT REALLY BAD! DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!" - Jeff
You beat the game.
WATCH TF OUT YO
What a guy.
It only lasts 20 seconds or so don't worry.
What're your guys' obsession with the brits?
This guy sucks!
This guy really sucks!
Yes, you can kill certain people... But just because you CAN, doesn't mean you SHOULD.
That's impressive.
That's less impressive.
It does that sometimes.
RUN.
I hate that I did this but it had to be done.
It even gives you money!
That REALLY sucks.
Don't become an addict.
This is for movement strats ONLY.
GUNS ARE FOR MOVEMENT ONLY! WOW! WAY TO GO. YOU MURDER!
He missed you!
I can't believe you listened to all of that.