Leave the house

Make Kuzmich drunk as a skunk, and high as a mountain.

Visit the club

What's that - a palm?

Find cover to get to the White Army

Don't you dare touching Anka!

Talk about Arnie's poster

Tell the Pilot brothers!

Learn about other people of Backwoods

Assemble without a manual.

Trick the lieutenant

Make Madeleine drunk

Trick the Chinese man

Are you sure it's the czar?

Find some weapons

Talk about the space janitor

Was he here too?

Sing Murka

Learn Pope's history

Learn the real storyline of Doom

Fly away from this planet

Find Furmanov's head

Escape from captivity

Use the time-machine

Learn the truth (which is out there)

Your dull jokes make Vasily Ivanovich grieve

Finish 100% of the game