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You Can Do It, In Theory
Complete all missions in Single-Credit Mode.
Play the Dutch anthem in the main menu.
We Never Actually Tested This
Complete the entire campaign in Single-Credit Mode.
We Come in Peace
Reach the warp room in Mission 1 without shooting anything.
Get past the dropped container in the warp room in the Epilogue.
Get a hacked Smashbot to destroy two other Smashbots.
Spend 60 seconds under a waterfall.
Spray and Pray
Fire non-stop for 2 minutes.
Smashed and Slivered
Destroy 2 Smashbots in the same fight using a shredder.
Sleeping with the Fishes
Die while underwater.
Complete a campaign with only 1 purchase.
Complete all Challenges with a silver medal.
Find all secret pickups.
Destroy all malfunctioning kamikaze enemies in the Epilogue.
Destroy all baby taxis in the warp room when it’s flooded.
Pay Attention, Houdini!
Congratulations, you managed to escape the ship!
Ye olde farmer detected!
New Sheriff in Town
Reach the final boss in a campaign mode without firing any special attacks.
Complete a campaign with 10,000 loot left.
Burst through the hull in Mission 7 with full health.
Destroy all floating mines in Mission 6.
Master of the Universe
Defeat the RIVE endboss.
Lock and Load
Fully upgrade your spider tank using the upgrade station.
Find the secret L-IFE room.
Hide and Reap
Destroy 25 enemies with a hacked turret, while hiding underwater.
Destroy 10 depleted nurse drones and harvest their loot.
Complete Mission 2 without destroying the Skywhale.
Got Your Back
Destroy a Wily Walker without destroying its shield.
Complete all Challenges with a gold medal.
Defeat the RIVE end boss in Single-Credit Mode.
Return to the warp room after completing Mission 10, without destroying any enemies.
Get 3 squid enemies to electrocute themselves on the train track during the Mission 4 gravity bubble fight.
Follow the Leader
Get a nurse drone all the way to the top in Mission 3.
Eye of the Tiger
Defeat the Mega Smashbot.
Don't Shoot The Messenger
Finish a campaign without destroying DLL yourself.
Get rid of all laser turrets after being ejected into space in Mission 9.
Destroy 12 enemies with a single train.
Defeat the Super Skywhale.
But They're Harmless!
Find all innocent cockroaches on the starship, and kill them dead.
Complete all Challenges with a bronze medal.
Breaking and Entering
Infiltrate Galaxian Service Vessel #6.
Max out before Mission 9.
Destroy the Wily Walker that follows you back into the starship in Mission 6.
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Hack 50 enemies.