An extremely valuable diploma from Wossamotta U. Online.

You spent some hard-earned Boxtops at the Shop. Sorry, no refunds.

You saw the finale of one of the shows. Don't ruin it for everyone else!

Now that you're more than halfway through the game, your life is twice as fulfulling as before.

Such a brave deed ought to be known all over the town!

It's no magic trick! You made it through a show completely unscathed.

If there is one thing reality TV has taught us, it is that suffering provides quality entertainment!

They said you were crazy, but you kept going. Who's the crazy one now?

Witty heir to countless morals and his innumerable fables, the young Aesop junior!

Now you've really seen it all!

And they said Boxtops couldn't buy happiness!

You discovered the secret formula! Amazing!