Complete \"http://deckers.die\".

Complete \"Murderbrawl XXXI\".

Play for at least 2 hours as a male character AND 2 hours as a female character.

Finish both instances of Apocalypse Genki.

Cause $150,000 worth of damage in a single Sexy Kitten Yarngasm combo.

Complete \"Party Time\".

Complete \"Zombie Attack\".

Kill Space Brutina.

Complete Act 1 in another way.

Prevent Johnny Tag from taking damage on the Magarac Bridge.

Find 100% of all Collectibles.

Complete \"When Good Heists...\".

Destroy 5 chase vehicles (in a single instance of Super Ethical PR Opportunity).

Complete all instances of Tank Mayhem.

Defeat 15 enemies at Technically Legal using only melee attacks.

Complete all instances of Snatch.

Complete \"The Ho Boat\".

Destroy 10 enemy spacecraft with the Aegean while filming.

Buy your first Upgrade from the Upgrade Store.

Complete Act 3 in another way.

Complete all activity instances in Genki Bowl VII.

Fully upgrade one Weapon in each slot.

Kill 1000 Gang Members.

Kill all of the rooftop mascots (in a single instance of Sad Panda Skyblazing).

Kill 7 Space Amazons with melee attacks.

Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Downtown district.

Kill 50 brutes.

Land on the Parachute Target during the rescue scene.

Taunt AND/OR Compliment 50 gang members.

Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Carver Island district.

Destroy all enemy spacecraft during the chase scene.

Customize 10 vehicles.

Complete \"We've Only Just Begun\".

Shoot down a helicopter with a Saints Flow fireball.

Steal and deliver all Vehicle Theft targets.

Complete Act 2.

Kill 25 Gang Members each with \"the Penetrator\" AND the Fart in a Jar.

Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the New Colvin district.

Destroy a mouse ATV during Sexy Kitten Yarngasm.

Complete all missions for Gangstas in Space.

Land on Magarac Island (in Sad Panda Skyblazing).

Explore every hood in Steelport.

Fly through all of the rings (in a single instance of Sad Panda Skyblazing).

Complete all instances of Mayhem.

Complete mission \"Weird Science\".

Destroy 45 Police and Swat Vehicles while protecting Jimmy's car.

Complete \"STAG Party\".

Complete mission \"Tour de Farce\".

Upgrade one Stronghold to its full glory.

Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the entire city of Steelport.

Kill 15 cameramen.

Complete all instances of Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax.

Roast 50 peds with the car’s flamethrower (in a single instance of Super Ethical PR Opportunity).

Kill a Brute using only melee damage while under the influence of Saints Flow.

Spend over 30 hours in Steelport.

Complete all instances of Escort.

Complete all instances of Insurance Fraud.

Destroy all Gang Operations in Steelport.

Complete \"I'm Free - Free Falling\".

Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Stanfield district.

Perform all vehicle stunts with the Aegean.

Throw 5 mascots into the water (in a single instance of Apocalypse Genki).

Complete all instances of Guardian Angel.

Complete all instances of Trafficking.

Complete your first Challenge.

Spray 25 rabid fans with the Swarmitron.

Complete Act 3 in one way.

Kill all of the hitman Assassination targets.

Collect all 6 hidden clapboards.

Complete all instances of Heli Assault.

Do your first nutshot AND testicle assault.

Complete all instances of Trail Blazing.

Kill 35 Space Amazons with the Laser Pistol.

Complete ALL Challenges.

Hijack 50 vehicles - Dukes style.

Destroy 5 Steelport Guard vehicles during mission \"Tour de Farce\".

Find 25% of all Collectibles.

Complete all missions for \"The Trouble With Clones...\"

Complete Act 1 in one way.