Stop being a leech and pay for your own shoes.

Become a Subprime Auto franchise owner and complete your first day on the job.

Go undercover and earn a new "investor".

Increase the property value of a neighbourhood by removing an eye sore.

Hire an associate to take back your perfectly legal farm.

Unleash your inner Mario and join a gang.

Steal and deliver a monstrous vehicle.

Switch to eco-friendly straws for non-selfish reasons.

Borrow some possessions from your generous neighbours' homes.

Teach the trailer park inhabitants a lesson on the dangers of irresponsible spending.

Form an unexpected alliance to squash the slander against your product.

Acquire the monk fruit farm as a new stream of revenue.

Give the cereal company an offer they can't refuse.

Make it home safely without using your hands.

Find a truck containing yangmei.

Take your revenge on some trees.

Increase the security at your stores.

Witness the claims regarding "spontaneous tire combustion".

Seize control of the yangmei farm.

Stomp, shoot, and drive your way to freedom.

Take care of some uninvited guests.

Do the neighbourhood a favour and reduce the number of dealers on the streets.

Follow in your father's footsteps.

Become an undertaker for a day.

Promote your product on TV after a slot miraculously opens up.

Give up on your dream of becoming a printer technician.

Wreak havoc in a beachside hotel with nothing more than a salon instrument and a dream.

Add a touch of swamp water to one of Featherbottom's hotels.

Find a way to remove all of the positive reviews from a rival's business.

Perform a heinous act while disguised as a taxi driver.

Turn MC Balm Drop into a superstar.

Stop being a douchebag.

Cleanse the neighbourhood of a menacing gang.

Destroy the inventory of a competitor.

Launch coordinated attacks across the city.

Shut down the skimming operation.

Sabotage production in Featherbottom's mine.

Prevent a financial takeover with the help of your culinary skills.

Wipe out the wannabe gangsters once and for all.

Rescue the helpless hostage... again.

Drive the cartel out of Hawaii.

Win a prestigious award for your humanitarian work.

Prove that warranties are a good idea with the help of a yellow fruit.

Remove a market in order to build a shopping center.

Find the silver lining in an unfortunate forest fire.

Renovate your condos with a pretty view.

Expand the trailer park.

Ensure that refillable ink cartridges are no longer feasible.

Sell the concept of marriage with an overpriced stone.

Prove that squatters do in fact have no rights.

Tamper with a rival's product to regain your customers.

Blackmail a celebrity chef to endorse your product.

Complete all 126 missions.

Earn a Gold Medal in "Score Challenge: Target Practice".

Earn a Gold Medal in "Score Challenge: Coin Crate Smash 'n Stash".

Earn a Gold Medal in "Score Challenge: Ballistic Pick Pocket".

Earn a Gold Medal in "Score Challenge: Hot Potato".

Earn a Gold Medal in "Score Challenge: Station Wagon of Death!".

Earn a Gold Medal in "Score Challenge: Rocket Ricochet".

Earn a Gold Medal in "Score Challenge: Car Crusher".

Earn a Gold Medal in "Score Challenge: Flatten Fifty".

Earn a Gold Medal in "Score Challenge: Splash Zone".

Earn a Gold Medal in "Score Challenge: Territorial Drive-By".

Earn a Gold Medal in "Score Challenge: Bystander Bowling".

Earn a Gold Medal in "Weapon Challenge: Baseball Bat".

Earn a Gold Medal in "Weapon Challenge: Baton".

Earn a Gold Medal in "Weapon Challenge: Scissors".

Earn a Gold Medal in "Weapon Challenge: Grenades".

Earn a Gold Medal in "Weapon Challenge: Molotovs".

Earn a Gold Medal in "Weapon Challenge: Pistol".

Earn a Gold Medal in "Weapon Challenge: Revolver".

Earn a Gold Medal in "Weapon Challenge: Submachine Gun".

Earn a Gold Medal in "Weapon Challenge: PG-47".

Earn a Gold Medal in "Weapon Challenge: Chaingun".

Earn a Gold Medal in "Weapon Challenge: Shotgun".

Earn a Gold Medal in "Weapon Challenge: Spread Gun".

Earn a Gold Medal in "Weapon Challenge: Rocket Launcher".

Earn a Gold Medal in "Weapon Challenge: Flamethrower".

Earn a Gold Medal in "Weapon Challenge: Fumigator".

Earn a Gold Medal in "Weapon Challenge: Hydro Cannon".

Earn a Gold Medal in "Weapon Challenge: Hair Dryer".

Earn a Gold Medal in every challenge.

Shakedown and secure all of the stores.

Obtain 25% of the properties.

Obtain 50% of the properties.

Obtain all of the properties.

Upgrade a business with every multiplier.

Become a level 10 Mogul.

Become a level 20 Financier.

Collect 10 of the charging cables.

Collect 20 of the charging cables.

Collect all 30 charging cables.

Purchase any Vet upgrade.

Purchase all Vet upgrades for any character.

Purchase all Vet upgrades for all characters.

Repossess 100 vehicles.

Destroy 50 delivery trucks.

Deliver 25 vans of coffee.

Collect 100 pieces of mail.

Knock someone into the water using a boat.

Bounce off a trampoline and land on someone.

Jump over and clear another vehicle while using nitro.

Use scissors to chop off someone's man bun.

Use toilet water to extinguish a fire.

Take down three days of delivery trucks.

Clear enough heat to earn a cop coin, then get inconspicuous.

Acquire a special hair style from Spazz Salon.

Apply a special paint job from Spazz Auto RGB LED to your car.

Find and pick up the Hydro Cannon on the yacht.