Set the game language to Bünzlig, thereby vindicating my choice to make a translation framework Hit Idol never actually used.

You get it five seconds later :3

Successfully untie the Gordian Knot. Surely there's a clue for it somewhere...

Make black sails appear white and select them. Aren't you clever?

Who really cares what is and isn't a heap?

Even though it doesn't do anything! What did Epimenides ever do to deserve your scrutiny?

Pass up on some beautiful sunshine. But why?