Land your first smack. The potato has been notified.

Land your first MEGA SWING. Godspeed, tuber.

Finish one run. That's it. That's the whole personality.

Reach 1,000 ft. The signs are getting sarcastic.

Buy anything in the Spud Shop. Coins are just sky money.

Launch off the very tip of the bat. Chef's kiss.

Launch at a completely full charge. Feel that.

Spend a SLOW-MO charge. The potato did not consent.

Smack the potato backwards into the wall. Bold.

Whiff three mega swings in one run. The bat is fine.

Let the clock run out. Ten seconds of hesitation.

Rename yourself. Legally binding in most kitchens.

Reach 6,000 ft. You have achieved low potato orbit.

Stack 500% damage. The potato is having concerns.

One level of every upgrade. No focus. For science.

Max any one upgrade. Sour cream sold separately.

Grab 60 sky coins in one flight. Aerodynamically greedy.

Chain a 35-hit combo. The bat is legally a woodpecker.

Reach 12,000 ft. NASA is asking politely worded questions.

Bounce 6 times in one flight. Boing. Boing. Boing. Bo-

All five personal bests above 8,000 ft. A body of work.

Hit 1,000% damage. Ten entire potatoes of damage.

Reach 30,000 ft. The moon has filed a formal complaint.

Grab 250 sky coins in one flight. Leave some. (Do not.)

Collect 1,000 sky coins. Wealthiest veg in the county.

Max all six upgrades. The potato watched you save up.

Full charge, sweet tip, perfect angle. All at once.

Peak 7,000 ft UP in one flight. Wrong axis. Magnificent.

Stack 1,400% damage. A paste with ambitions.

Reach 100,000 ft in one launch. Nineteen miles of potato.

30,000 ft, 1,000% damage, 100 coins, zero whiffs. One run.