Max out your cooking skill
Max out your mechanical skill
Max out your creativity skill
Max out your body skill
Max out your logic skill
Max out your charisma skill
Clear your first set of goals
Clear Chapter 1
Clear Chapter 2
Find the hidden room containing the astronomical chairs and pick one up
Clear Chapter 3
Clear Chapter 4
Finish the final chapter
Find the Cheat Ninja and buy a Slip of Paper
Reach 99 popularity
Max out your friendship with Dusty Hogg
Max out your friendship with Mad Willy Hurtzya
Max out your friendship with Eddie Renalin
Max out your friendship with Bucki Brock
Max out your friendship with Daddy Bigbuck
Max out your friendship with Detective Dan D. Mann
Max out your friendship with O. Phil McClean
Max out your friendship with Ephram Earl
Max out your friendship with Misty Waters
Max out your friendship with Chet R. Chase
Max out your friendship with Olde Salty
Max out your friendship with Nicki Knack
Max out your friendship with your Uncle
Max out your friendship with Giuseppi Mezzoalto
Max out your friendship with Duane Doldrum
Max out your friendship with Daschell Swank
Max out your friendship with Vernon Peeve
Max out your friendship with Mel Odious
Max out your friendship with Claire Clutterbell
Max out your friendship with Maximilian Moore
Max out your friendship with Nora Zeal-Ott
Max out your friendship with Vera Vex
Max out your friendship with Hester Primm
Max out your friendship with Lottie Cash
Reach level 5 in Mower Madness
Reach level 5 in Smoothie Slider
Reach level 5 in Powerlifter
Reach level 5 in Bait Flinger
Reach level 5 in Jam Session
Reach level 5 in Pizza Pandemonium
Reach level 5 in Cliff Diver X
Reach level 5 in Petri Dish
Obtain a Miniature Llama
Lower your relationship with Daddy Bigbuck to -100
Obtain over 50.000 Simoleon