You slapped the gamer. History was made.

Technically accurate.

Your palm is just getting started.

He probably deserved at least 20 of those.

Neither of you listened.

This is becoming personal.

Advanced hand-based technology.

Gamer Correction Program

A thousand independent diagnoses.

For him or you. We’re not sure.

You could put this on a résumé.

Your hand no longer fears God.

Somehow you’re still bronze.

Do you have somewhere to be?