Collect the first Orb, learn the first power.
Collect your own broken heart.
Lose all your lives.
Get the high score.
Beat the classic levels.
Beat the puzzle levels.
Beat the teleport levels.
Get a place to stay.
Beat the first megaship.
Craft something for your shuttle.
Collect a coin.
Collect a lolly.
Get the false ending.
Get the true ending.
Get past the first Joker.
Win Any Hand
Defeat an enemy with a full house.
Defeat the first construct in the game.
Defeat the last construct in the game.
Melt down one moon combo of 6 or more.
Use a star to avoid death.
Collect three backup stars.
Collect a bean.
Punch something breakable.
Finish the first level.
Play the credits of your own volition.
Unlock all achievements.