(Chapter 8) Out-dance Rex George

(Chapter 9) Defeat the hose without getting hit by any bolts

(Chapter 10) Eat all of the maggots from the cheese

(Chapter 11) Learn how babies are made

(Chapter 12) Hit yourself in the head with toilet paper

(Chapter 13) Listen to all of Rex's objection before shooting him

(Chapter 14) Complete the stage without letting a single rat dough through

(Chapter 15) Shoot 15 beer cans into the trash can

(Chapter 17) Eat the entire stack of waffles

(Chapter 18) Keep checking records even after given the option to Give Up

(Chapter 19) Shoot a fish in mid-air

(Chapter 20) Complete the stage without a single civilian casualty

(Chapter 21) Blow up 20 cars

(Chapter 22) Witness the dawn of the Second American Revolution

Reach Intermission

Experienced the fake ending

Experienced the true ending