Lose on the first level instantly

Complete a level with just one fart

Complete a level with just two farts

Get caught by the full room, then fart on for 3 more seconds

Fart unnoticed long enough to earn SILENT bonus

Complete a level after nearly being caught

Short farts are dots, long farts are dashes. Spell SOS in Morse code.

Knock out 4 people at the same time

Blame the dog at the earliest opportunity

Fart unnoticed long enough to earn PHANTOM bonus

Your winds are divine

Finish level 10

Finish level 15

Don't blame Pooples until level 8

Get exposed to every distraction in the game

Reach level 10 without ever maxing the pressure gauge

Savour main menu farts

Blame Pooples while he's asleep