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Think of the Children
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Think of the Children Achievements
Finish the story solo
Finish the story with two or more players
Top Tier Parenting. Get an A+ in every level.
Top Tier Family. Get an A+ in every level together.
Lovely day at the park
Get an A+ on the Park Level
Between the yellow flags
Get an A+ on the Beach Level
Get an A+ on the Store Level
Get an A+ on the Party Level
Get an A+ on the Airport Level
Get an A+ on the Skydiving Level
Get an A+ on the Outback Level
Get an A+ on the Camp Safety Level
Get an A+ on the Bonfire Level
Get an A+ on the Zoo Level
UNDER THE SEA!
Get an A+ on the Ocean Level
A wholesome parenting simulator
Get an A+ on the Final Level
Create a custom character
Please, don't have kids!
Lose the game in less then 20 seconds
I'm not touching that.
Win a level without picking up a child
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
Throw the same child 10x in a row
Credit where credit's due
Watched the end Credits. Thanks for playing!
Make 50 produce splatters
Talk to all guest at the party in under 20 seconds
Ooh, you're dirty
Touch poo while wearing a poo hat
Wear a mix of Angel and Devil Clothing
Are we there yet?
Stayed on the loading screen for five minutes
It wasn't a lie!
Wear the Chocolate Cake Hat