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Think of the Children
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362
achievements earned
101
Players Tracked
27
Total achievements
889
Obtainable EXP
5
100% Club
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Think of the Children Achievements
Alone Time
Finish the story solo
4.95%
Family Time
Finish the story with two or more players
5.94%
Super Parent
Top Tier Parenting. Get an A+ in every level.
4.95%
Super Parents
Top Tier Family. Get an A+ in every level together.
4.95%
Lovely day at the park
Get an A+ on the Park Level
21.78%
Between the yellow flags
Get an A+ on the Beach Level
16.83%
Express lane
Get an A+ on the Store Level
13.86%
Socialite
Get an A+ on the Party Level
22.77%
First Class
Get an A+ on the Airport Level
8.91%
Thrill Seeker
Get an A+ on the Skydiving Level
26.73%
WITNESS ME
Get an A+ on the Outback Level
8.91%
Glamping
Get an A+ on the Camp Safety Level
14.85%
Ghost Stories
Get an A+ on the Bonfire Level
13.86%
Monkey Business
Get an A+ on the Zoo Level
9.90%
UNDER THE SEA!
Get an A+ on the Ocean Level
5.94%
A wholesome parenting simulator
Get an A+ on the Final Level
4.95%
Fashion Souls
Create a custom character
69.31%
Please, don't have kids!
Lose the game in less then 20 seconds
4.95%
I'm not touching that.
Win a level without picking up a child
31.68%
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
Throw the same child 10x in a row
8.91%
Credit where credit's due
Watched the end Credits. Thanks for playing!
5.94%
Artist
Make 50 produce splatters
16.83%
Chatterbox
Talk to all guest at the party in under 20 seconds
5.94%
Ooh, you're dirty
Touch poo while wearing a poo hat
5.94%
Unaligned
Wear a mix of Angel and Devil Clothing
4.95%
Are we there yet?
Stayed on the loading screen for five minutes
7.92%
It wasn't a lie!
Wear the Chocolate Cake Hat
5.94%