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Think of the Children

Xbox One
  • 1,115 Achievements Earned
  • 281 Players Tracked
  • 27 Total Achievements
  • 26,052 Obtainable EXP
  • 1,000 Gamerscore
  • 2 100% Club
Achievement
Points
Rarity
Earned Date
  • Alone Time

    Proved your single parenting prowess beating the story mode solo.

    100
    2.49% (2229.00)
  • Family Time

    Spent some quality family time and completed the story with two or more players.

    100
    4.63% (1199.00)
  • Super Parent

    Showed exemplary parental abilities in getting A+ on every level.

    30
    1.07% (5186.00)
  • Super Parents

    As a family, demonstrated superior teamwork getting A+ on every level.

    30
    1.78% (3118.00)
  • Lovely day at the park

    Finished the Park level with an score of A+.

    35
    33.81% (164.00)
  • Between the yellow flags

    Finished the Beach level with an score of A+.

    35
    18.15% (306.00)
  • Express Lane

    Finished the Grocery Store level with an score of A+.

    35
    11.03% (503.00)
  • Socialite

    Finished the Party level with an score of A+.

    35
    11.03% (503.00)
  • First Class

    Get an A+ on the Airport level.

    35
    9.61% (577.00)
  • Thrill Seeker

    Finished the Sky Diving level with an score of A+.

    35
    21.00% (264.00)
  • WITNESS ME!

    Finished the Outback level with an score of A+.

    35
    6.41% (866.00)
  • Glamping

    Finished the Camp Safety level with an score of A+.

    35
    17.79% (312.00)
  • Ghost Stories

    Finished the Bonfire level with an score of A+.

    35
    10.32% (538.00)
  • Monkey Business

    Finished the Zoo level with an score of A+.

    35
    7.47% (743.00)
  • UNDER THE SEA!

    Finished the Ocean level with an score of A+.

    35
    5.34% (1039.00)
  • A wholesome parenting simulator

    Finished the Final level with an score of A+.

    35
    2.14% (2593.00)
  • Fashion Souls

    Created a stylish parent using the custom character creator.

    30
    50.89% (109.00)
  • Please, don’t have kids!

    Managed to lose the game in less than 20 seconds.

    30
    12.46% (445.00)
  • I’m not touching that

    Kept your hands clean by winning a level without picking up a child.

    30
    48.40% (115.00)
  • Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

    Threw the same child 10 times in a row.

    30
    33.10% (168.00)
  • Credit where credit’s due

    Watched the end credits. Thanks for playing!

    30
    5.34% (1039.00)
  • Artist

    Made quite the mess creating 50 produce splatters.

    30
    23.49% (236.00)
  • Chatterbox

    Frantically talked to all the guests at the party in under 20 seconds.

    30
    15.30% (363.00)
  • Ooh, you’re dirty

    Got your hands dirty touching poo while wearing a poo hat.

    30
    1.30% (0.00)
  • Unaligned

    Remained neutral wearing a mix of Angel and Devil clothing at the same time.

    30
    2.14% (2593.00)
  • Are we there yet?

    Sat on the loading screen for five minutes straight.

    20
    33.45% (166.00)
  • It wasn’t a lie!

    Wore the Chocolate Cake Hat, proving it is real.

    30
    8.19% (678.00)