You committed tax evasion!
You tore up a love letter.
You ripped up a wanted poster.
You brutally murdered Jerry and ripped up his rent.
You ripped up a receipt in the trash.
You tore up someone's 1099.
You shredded slayQueen32's autograph.
You broke some computer software.
You ripped a lame book in half.
You destroyed a receipt for seeds.
You tore up Matt's draft letter.
You ripped up Matt's MIA notice.
You destroyed a waifu.
You destroyed FlipFlop's last chance.
You destroyed a vandalized wanted poster.
You destroyed someone else's deed.
You ripped up a letter to the dead.
You tore up a nuclear hazard information sheet.
You ripped up an old newspaper.
You read and ripped up part of a diary.
You destroyed the book that taught everyone how to speak.
You destroyed words written by a tyrant.
You ripped up a letter from your dad.
You ripped up your own deed.
You grew your own Soil Sword!
You got a dirty shovel.
You destroyed every single tax document.
You obtained your first hat.
You found all the hats.
You grew all the heart fruits!
You committed tax evasion.
You prevented universal taxation.
You obtained a chunk of gold that makes you feel good.
Get nuked kiddo.
Defeat the conductor.
Faint on the Limitless Line.