You committed tax evasion!
You grew your own Soil Sword!
You ripped up a wanted poster.
You obtained a hunk of gold that makes you feel good.
You tore up a love letter.
You obtained your first hat.
You shredded slayQueen32's autograph.
You brutally murdered Jerry and ripped up his rent.
You tore up someone's 1099.
You ripped up a receipt in the trash.
You ripped a lame book in half.
You destroyed a receipt for seeds.
You ripped up Matt's MIA notice
You tore up Matt's draft letter.
You destroyed a vandalized poster.
You broke some computer software.
You destroyed a waifu.
You destroyed FlipFlop's last chance.
You ripped up a letter to the dead.
You got a dirty shovel.
You ripped up an old newspaper.
You tore up a nuclear hazard information sheet.
You read and ripped up part of a diary.
You defeated Corrupt Onion and beat the game.
You destroyed the book that taught everyone how to speak.
You ripped up a letter from our dad.
You ripped up your own deed.
You destroyed someone else's deed.
You destroyed words written by a tyrant.
You destroyed every single tax document.
You prevented universal taxation
You got nuked, kiddo.
You found all the hats.
You grew all the heart fruits!
You fainted on the Limitless Line.
You defeated the conductor.
You defeated ???.