• 93,903 Achievements Earned
  • 8,141 Players Tracked
  • 85 Total Achievements
  • 3,848 Obtainable EXP
  • 250 100% Club
Achievement
Rarity
Earned Date
  • Clean any map adequately

    68.54% (2.0)
  • Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office

    44.71% (3.0)
  • Get fired!

    57.13% (2.0)
  • Spill 100 dirty buckets

    13.67% (9.0)
  • Incinerate 2000 items

    18.66% (5.0)
  • Mop up 10,000 splats

    25.18% (4.0)
  • Get eaten

    30.16% (3.0)
  • Pick up 800 casings

    11.68% (12.0)
  • Pick up 1000 pieces of trash

    10.63% (16.0)
  • Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare

    6.28% (98.0)
  • Track over 20,000 footprints

    8.40% (38.0)
  • Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge

    18.29% (5.0)
  • Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic

    6.61% (89.0)
  • Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times

    5.97% (110.0)
  • Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits

    10.06% (20.0)
  • Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours

    9.53% (26.0)
  • Throw 100 items into sand traps

    13.20% (10.0)
  • Fry 500 items with the plasma welder

    5.92% (133.0)
  • Complete Athena's Wrath Level

    34.55% (3.0)
  • Complete Caduceus Level

    22.97% (4.0)
  • Complete Cryogenesis Level

    14.30% (8.0)
  • Complete Unearthly Excavation Level

    10.76% (13.0)
  • Complete Hydroponic Hell Level

    14.11% (8.0)
  • Complete Evil Science Level

    19.30% (5.0)
  • Complete Paintenance Level

    17.82% (6.0)
  • Complete Waste Disposal Level

    26.35% (4.0)
  • Complete Unrefinery Level

    18.89% (5.0)
  • Complete All major Official Levels

    7.37% (56.0)
  • Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor

    16.87% (6.0)
  • Complete Gravity Drive Level

    13.17% (10.0)
  • Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it

    74.35% (2.0)
  • Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave

    15.53% (7.0)
  • Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards

    8.97% (31.0)
  • Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office

    15.10% (7.0)
  • Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on

    7.44% (56.0)
  • Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game

    8.43% (38.0)
  • Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something

    8.08% (42.0)
  • Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office

    6.93% (68.0)
  • Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level

    17.28% (6.0)
  • Complete Overgrowth Level

    12.47% (11.0)
  • Find Bob

    7.39% (56.0)
  • Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room

    7.17% (59.0)
  • Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office

    6.13% (104.0)
  • Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office

    7.82% (49.0)
  • Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time

    14.48% (8.0)
  • Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office

    9.19% (28.0)
  • Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office

    9.70% (23.0)
  • Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office

    10.45% (17.0)
  • Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office

    8.98% (31.0)
  • Collect the axe and return it to your office

    10.05% (22.0)
  • Collect the ring and return it to your office

    10.47% (17.0)
  • Clean the entire House of Horror level

    9.58% (25.0)
  • Destroy the Bad Banger

    12.36% (11.0)
  • Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper

    10.69% (14.0)
  • Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off

    12.53% (11.0)
  • Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off

    6.99% (65.0)
  • Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off

    8.18% (39.0)
  • Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off

    10.61% (16.0)
  • Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office

    10.00% (22.0)
  • Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office

    10.20% (19.0)
  • Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office

    9.57% (25.0)
  • Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office

    8.59% (33.0)
  • Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT

    16.58% (6.0)
  • Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho!

    7.76% (49.0)
  • Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate

    6.56% (89.0)
  • Build a stack of 10 stools

    9.34% (27.0)
  • Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire

    14.89% (7.0)
  • Complete Frostbite Level

    19.57% (5.0)
  • Complete Incubation Emergency Level

    10.31% (18.0)
  • Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level

    10.93% (12.0)
  • Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office

    8.46% (34.0)
  • Complete Uprinsing Level

    10.70% (14.0)
  • Complete Core Sample Level

    6.68% (81.0)
  • Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level

    6.69% (81.0)
  • Complete Penumbra Level

    5.12% (156.0)
  • Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office

    4.32% (227.0)
  • Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level

    4.66% (182.0)
  • Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark

    5.95% (133.0)
  • Go for a swim with Sharks

    7.08% (62.0)
  • Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy

    5.34% (148.0)
  • Foolishly activate the Death Ray

    6.30% (98.0)
  • Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong

    4.64% (214.0)
  • Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon

    5.27% (148.0)
  • Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats!

    4.89% (168.0)
  • Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon

    4.63% (214.0)