• 311,107 Achievements Earned
  • 29,708 Players Tracked
  • 85 Total Achievements
  • 11,905 Obtainable EXP
  • 774 100% Club
Achievement
Rarity
Earned Date
  • Clean any map adequately

    68.41% (17.00)
  • Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office

    43.88% (26.00)
  • Get fired!

    53.55% (21.00)
  • Spill 100 dirty buckets

    12.44% (92.00)
  • Incinerate 2000 items

    18.32% (63.00)
  • Mop up 10,000 splats

    24.38% (47.00)
  • Get eaten

    27.46% (42.00)
  • Pick up 800 casings

    10.00% (115.00)
  • Pick up 1000 pieces of trash

    9.34% (123.00)
  • Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare

    4.59% (250.00)
  • Track over 20,000 footprints

    7.00% (164.00)
  • Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge

    16.82% (68.00)
  • Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic

    5.69% (201.00)
  • Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times

    4.74% (242.00)
  • Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits

    8.62% (133.00)
  • Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours

    7.58% (151.00)
  • Throw 100 items into sand traps

    10.69% (107.00)
  • Fry 500 items with the plasma welder

    4.40% (260.00)
  • Complete Athena's Wrath Level

    36.10% (32.00)
  • Complete Caduceus Level

    22.09% (52.00)
  • Complete Cryogenesis Level

    12.99% (88.00)
  • Complete Unearthly Excavation Level

    8.99% (127.00)
  • Complete Hydroponic Hell Level

    12.72% (90.00)
  • Complete Evil Science Level

    17.96% (64.00)
  • Complete Paintenance Level

    16.74% (68.00)
  • Complete Waste Disposal Level

    25.26% (45.00)
  • Complete Unrefinery Level

    17.74% (65.00)
  • Complete All major Official Levels

    5.43% (211.00)
  • Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor

    14.73% (78.00)
  • Complete Gravity Drive Level

    11.07% (103.00)
  • Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it

    76.40% (15.00)
  • Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave

    11.88% (96.00)
  • Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards

    7.86% (146.00)
  • Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office

    12.54% (91.00)
  • Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on

    5.65% (203.00)
  • Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game

    6.05% (189.00)
  • Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something

    6.22% (184.00)
  • Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office

    5.31% (216.00)
  • Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level

    15.63% (73.00)
  • Complete Overgrowth Level

    10.39% (110.00)
  • Find Bob

    5.98% (192.00)
  • Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room

    5.67% (202.00)
  • Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office

    4.67% (245.00)
  • Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office

    6.24% (184.00)
  • Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time

    12.59% (91.00)
  • Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office

    7.39% (155.00)
  • Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office

    7.84% (146.00)
  • Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office

    8.62% (133.00)
  • Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office

    7.22% (159.00)
  • Collect the axe and return it to your office

    8.16% (140.00)
  • Collect the ring and return it to your office

    8.80% (130.00)
  • Clean the entire House of Horror level

    8.09% (142.00)
  • Destroy the Bad Banger

    10.16% (113.00)
  • Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper

    9.16% (125.00)
  • Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off

    11.01% (104.00)
  • Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off

    5.38% (213.00)
  • Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off

    6.49% (176.00)
  • Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off

    8.28% (138.00)
  • Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office

    8.19% (140.00)
  • Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office

    8.11% (141.00)
  • Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office

    7.66% (150.00)
  • Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office

    6.77% (169.00)
  • Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT

    15.39% (74.00)
  • Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho!

    5.95% (193.00)
  • Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate

    4.87% (235.00)
  • Build a stack of 10 stools

    7.31% (157.00)
  • Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire

    13.22% (87.00)
  • Complete Frostbite Level

    19.22% (60.00)
  • Complete Incubation Emergency Level

    8.77% (131.00)
  • Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level

    9.35% (123.00)
  • Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office

    6.57% (174.00)
  • Complete Uprinsing Level

    11.68% (98.00)
  • Complete Core Sample Level

    7.80% (147.00)
  • Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level

    8.21% (140.00)
  • Complete Penumbra Level

    5.46% (210.00)
  • Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office

    4.08% (281.00)
  • Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level

    4.61% (248.00)
  • Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark

    5.93% (193.00)
  • Go for a swim with Sharks

    7.46% (154.00)
  • Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy

    5.68% (202.00)
  • Foolishly activate the Death Ray

    6.51% (176.00)
  • Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong

    4.74% (242.00)
  • Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon

    5.22% (219.00)
  • Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats!

    4.67% (245.00)
  • Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon

    4.40% (260.00)