• 114,088 Achievements Earned
  • 10,123 Players Tracked
  • 85 Total Achievements
  • 3,953 Obtainable EXP
  • 297 100% Club
Achievement
Rarity
Earned Date
  • Clean any map adequately

    68.58% (22.6)
  • Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office

    44.61% (23.1)
  • Get fired!

    56.73% (22.8)
  • Spill 100 dirty buckets

    13.08% (29.2)
  • Incinerate 2000 items

    18.27% (25.5)
  • Mop up 10,000 splats

    24.95% (24.1)
  • Get eaten

    29.50% (23.6)
  • Pick up 800 casings

    11.18% (31.3)
  • Pick up 1000 pieces of trash

    10.17% (33.5)
  • Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare

    5.88% (68.6)
  • Track over 20,000 footprints

    7.87% (41.5)
  • Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge

    18.14% (25.8)
  • Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic

    6.26% (65.5)
  • Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times

    5.55% (73.0)
  • Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits

    9.61% (36.2)
  • Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours

    9.06% (37.9)
  • Throw 100 items into sand traps

    12.62% (29.9)
  • Fry 500 items with the plasma welder

    5.46% (73.4)
  • Complete Athena's Wrath Level

    34.71% (23.3)
  • Complete Caduceus Level

    22.38% (24.4)
  • Complete Cryogenesis Level

    13.89% (28.6)
  • Complete Unearthly Excavation Level

    10.28% (32.7)
  • Complete Hydroponic Hell Level

    13.72% (28.9)
  • Complete Evil Science Level

    18.74% (25.3)
  • Complete Paintenance Level

    17.53% (26.1)
  • Complete Waste Disposal Level

    26.03% (23.9)
  • Complete Unrefinery Level

    18.73% (25.3)
  • Complete All major Official Levels

    6.87% (46.1)
  • Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor

    16.46% (26.7)
  • Complete Gravity Drive Level

    12.61% (29.9)
  • Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it

    74.63% (22.3)
  • Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave

    14.78% (27.3)
  • Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards

    8.56% (39.7)
  • Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office

    14.74% (27.6)
  • Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on

    6.89% (46.0)
  • Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game

    7.82% (42.0)
  • Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something

    7.64% (42.4)
  • Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office

    6.46% (63.6)
  • Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level

    16.99% (26.4)
  • Complete Overgrowth Level

    11.84% (30.9)
  • Find Bob

    6.91% (46.0)
  • Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room

    6.63% (62.6)
  • Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office

    5.69% (69.6)
  • Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office

    7.35% (43.4)
  • Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time

    14.31% (28.3)
  • Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office

    8.80% (38.8)
  • Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office

    9.42% (37.1)
  • Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office

    10.12% (34.2)
  • Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office

    8.65% (39.7)
  • Collect the axe and return it to your office

    9.67% (35.4)
  • Collect the ring and return it to your office

    10.16% (33.5)
  • Clean the entire House of Horror level

    9.39% (37.1)
  • Destroy the Bad Banger

    11.83% (30.9)
  • Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper

    10.42% (32.4)
  • Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off

    12.30% (30.3)
  • Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off

    6.73% (61.7)
  • Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off

    7.93% (41.5)
  • Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off

    10.15% (34.2)
  • Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office

    9.60% (36.2)
  • Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office

    9.68% (35.4)
  • Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office

    9.12% (37.9)
  • Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office

    8.15% (40.6)
  • Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT

    16.42% (27.0)
  • Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho!

    7.37% (42.9)
  • Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate

    6.10% (66.5)
  • Build a stack of 10 stools

    9.05% (38.3)
  • Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire

    14.61% (27.9)
  • Complete Frostbite Level

    19.46% (24.7)
  • Complete Incubation Emergency Level

    9.73% (35.4)
  • Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level

    10.54% (32.0)
  • Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office

    8.08% (40.6)
  • Complete Uprinsing Level

    10.63% (31.6)
  • Complete Core Sample Level

    6.76% (60.7)
  • Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level

    6.93% (45.9)
  • Complete Penumbra Level

    4.94% (111.7)
  • Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office

    4.16% (250.1)
  • Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level

    4.62% (123.8)
  • Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark

    6.02% (67.6)
  • Go for a swim with Sharks

    7.22% (43.9)
  • Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy

    5.55% (73.0)
  • Foolishly activate the Death Ray

    6.41% (64.5)
  • Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong

    4.76% (117.7)
  • Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon

    5.35% (106.5)
  • Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats!

    4.87% (112.4)
  • Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon

    4.56% (124.4)