• 130,241 Achievements Earned
  • 11,664 Players Tracked
  • 85 Total Achievements
  • 3,947 Obtainable EXP
  • 341 100% Club
Achievement
Rarity
Earned Date
  • Clean any map adequately

    68.65% (12.4)
  • Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office

    44.60% (13.0)
  • Get fired!

    56.39% (12.8)
  • Spill 100 dirty buckets

    13.15% (20.1)
  • Incinerate 2000 items

    18.27% (14.8)
  • Mop up 10,000 splats

    24.85% (13.8)
  • Get eaten

    29.52% (13.4)
  • Pick up 800 casings

    10.97% (23.4)
  • Pick up 1000 pieces of trash

    10.06% (25.6)
  • Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare

    5.63% (73.0)
  • Track over 20,000 footprints

    7.74% (41.3)
  • Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge

    18.04% (15.0)
  • Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic

    6.16% (62.7)
  • Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times

    5.37% (78.7)
  • Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits

    9.53% (28.6)
  • Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours

    8.74% (34.6)
  • Throw 100 items into sand traps

    12.48% (20.4)
  • Fry 500 items with the plasma welder

    5.28% (155.4)
  • Complete Athena's Wrath Level

    34.92% (13.2)
  • Complete Caduceus Level

    22.35% (14.0)
  • Complete Cryogenesis Level

    13.57% (19.4)
  • Complete Unearthly Excavation Level

    10.12% (25.5)
  • Complete Hydroponic Hell Level

    13.40% (19.8)
  • Complete Evil Science Level

    18.66% (14.4)
  • Complete Paintenance Level

    17.44% (15.2)
  • Complete Waste Disposal Level

    26.01% (13.6)
  • Complete Unrefinery Level

    18.62% (14.6)
  • Complete All major Official Levels

    6.59% (54.8)
  • Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor

    16.26% (15.9)
  • Complete Gravity Drive Level

    12.26% (20.8)
  • Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it

    74.91% (11.9)
  • Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave

    14.50% (16.9)
  • Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards

    8.52% (36.7)
  • Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office

    14.36% (17.4)
  • Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on

    6.66% (53.1)
  • Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game

    7.57% (43.6)
  • Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something

    7.47% (44.5)
  • Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office

    6.22% (62.4)
  • Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level

    16.80% (15.4)
  • Complete Overgrowth Level

    11.63% (21.8)
  • Find Bob

    6.73% (52.9)
  • Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room

    6.42% (59.7)
  • Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office

    5.50% (74.8)
  • Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office

    7.12% (48.4)
  • Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time

    14.09% (19.1)
  • Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office

    8.59% (35.3)
  • Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office

    9.16% (31.8)
  • Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office

    9.86% (27.2)
  • Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office

    8.48% (36.8)
  • Collect the axe and return it to your office

    9.41% (29.3)
  • Collect the ring and return it to your office

    9.90% (27.2)
  • Clean the entire House of Horror level

    9.23% (31.7)
  • Destroy the Bad Banger

    11.62% (21.8)
  • Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper

    10.28% (24.7)
  • Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off

    12.03% (21.1)
  • Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off

    6.52% (57.2)
  • Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off

    7.68% (41.4)
  • Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off

    9.97% (26.2)
  • Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office

    9.34% (30.4)
  • Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office

    9.35% (30.4)
  • Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office

    8.90% (33.4)
  • Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office

    7.84% (39.7)
  • Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT

    16.29% (15.9)
  • Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho!

    7.09% (48.5)
  • Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate

    5.92% (69.6)
  • Build a stack of 10 stools

    8.86% (33.5)
  • Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire

    14.36% (17.4)
  • Complete Frostbite Level

    19.53% (14.2)
  • Complete Incubation Emergency Level

    9.53% (28.6)
  • Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level

    10.44% (24.2)
  • Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office

    7.91% (38.9)
  • Complete Uprinsing Level

    10.94% (23.8)
  • Complete Core Sample Level

    6.94% (50.6)
  • Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level

    7.18% (46.4)
  • Complete Penumbra Level

    5.14% (165.5)
  • Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office

    4.17% (239.1)
  • Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level

    4.68% (202.6)
  • Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark

    6.06% (68.0)
  • Go for a swim with Sharks

    7.34% (45.5)
  • Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy

    5.71% (71.3)
  • Foolishly activate the Death Ray

    6.48% (57.4)
  • Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong

    4.83% (189.2)
  • Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon

    5.39% (78.5)
  • Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats!

    4.90% (178.3)
  • Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon

    4.60% (215.6)