• 301,203 Achievements Earned
  • 28,736 Players Tracked
  • 85 Total Achievements
  • 4,013 Obtainable EXP
  • 731 100% Club
Achievement
Rarity
Earned Date
  • Clean any map adequately

    68.27% (20.5)
  • Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office

    43.81% (21.1)
  • Get fired!

    53.78% (20.8)
  • Spill 100 dirty buckets

    12.46% (27.7)
  • Incinerate 2000 items

    18.26% (23.2)
  • Mop up 10,000 splats

    24.36% (22.3)
  • Get eaten

    27.69% (21.7)
  • Pick up 800 casings

    10.03% (30.9)
  • Pick up 1000 pieces of trash

    9.34% (31.8)
  • Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare

    4.60% (84.2)
  • Track over 20,000 footprints

    6.97% (51.3)
  • Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge

    16.91% (24.2)
  • Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic

    5.66% (62.4)
  • Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times

    4.73% (79.0)
  • Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits

    8.59% (34.5)
  • Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours

    7.59% (47.3)
  • Throw 100 items into sand traps

    10.75% (29.7)
  • Fry 500 items with the plasma welder

    4.40% (125.4)
  • Complete Athena's Wrath Level

    35.82% (21.4)
  • Complete Caduceus Level

    22.09% (22.6)
  • Complete Cryogenesis Level

    13.03% (26.2)
  • Complete Unearthly Excavation Level

    9.01% (32.7)
  • Complete Hydroponic Hell Level

    12.71% (27.0)
  • Complete Evil Science Level

    17.97% (23.5)
  • Complete Paintenance Level

    16.65% (24.5)
  • Complete Waste Disposal Level

    25.06% (22.0)
  • Complete Unrefinery Level

    17.72% (23.8)
  • Complete All major Official Levels

    5.41% (67.7)
  • Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor

    14.78% (25.5)
  • Complete Gravity Drive Level

    11.11% (28.9)
  • Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it

    76.49% (20.0)
  • Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave

    11.98% (28.1)
  • Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards

    7.85% (45.1)
  • Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office

    12.55% (27.7)
  • Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on

    5.64% (64.4)
  • Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game

    6.07% (57.5)
  • Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something

    6.23% (56.6)
  • Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office

    5.29% (72.4)
  • Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level

    15.68% (24.8)
  • Complete Overgrowth Level

    10.37% (30.1)
  • Find Bob

    5.98% (59.4)
  • Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room

    5.65% (64.4)
  • Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office

    4.65% (83.8)
  • Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office

    6.25% (56.6)
  • Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time

    12.71% (27.0)
  • Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office

    7.46% (48.1)
  • Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office

    7.90% (44.4)
  • Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office

    8.70% (34.1)
  • Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office

    7.29% (50.5)
  • Collect the axe and return it to your office

    8.23% (37.0)
  • Collect the ring and return it to your office

    8.87% (33.1)
  • Clean the entire House of Horror level

    8.17% (37.1)
  • Destroy the Bad Banger

    10.25% (30.5)
  • Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper

    9.25% (32.2)
  • Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off

    11.05% (29.3)
  • Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off

    5.41% (67.7)
  • Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off

    6.54% (54.8)
  • Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off

    8.35% (35.5)
  • Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office

    8.27% (35.5)
  • Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office

    8.18% (37.1)
  • Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office

    7.74% (46.6)
  • Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office

    6.81% (52.2)
  • Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT

    15.49% (25.2)
  • Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho!

    6.01% (59.4)
  • Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate

    4.89% (75.0)
  • Build a stack of 10 stools

    7.37% (49.7)
  • Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire

    13.31% (25.9)
  • Complete Frostbite Level

    19.08% (22.9)
  • Complete Incubation Emergency Level

    8.72% (34.0)
  • Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level

    9.39% (31.4)
  • Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office

    6.61% (53.0)
  • Complete Uprinsing Level

    11.57% (28.5)
  • Complete Core Sample Level

    7.72% (46.6)
  • Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level

    8.08% (43.7)
  • Complete Penumbra Level

    5.37% (67.9)
  • Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office

    4.06% (254.0)
  • Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level

    4.60% (84.2)
  • Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark

    5.92% (60.4)
  • Go for a swim with Sharks

    7.42% (49.7)
  • Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy

    5.66% (62.4)
  • Foolishly activate the Death Ray

    6.50% (54.8)
  • Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong

    4.73% (79.0)
  • Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon

    5.22% (73.7)
  • Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats!

    4.66% (79.4)
  • Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon

    4.39% (125.5)