• 206,685 Achievements Earned
  • 19,372 Players Tracked
  • 85 Total Achievements
  • 4,101 Obtainable EXP
  • 490 100% Club
Achievement
Rarity
Earned Date
  • Clean any map adequately

    68.49% (18.7)
  • Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office

    44.03% (19.1)
  • Get fired!

    55.02% (18.9)
  • Spill 100 dirty buckets

    12.53% (28.5)
  • Incinerate 2000 items

    17.97% (20.6)
  • Mop up 10,000 splats

    24.37% (20.0)
  • Get eaten

    28.52% (19.6)
  • Pick up 800 casings

    10.41% (31.2)
  • Pick up 1000 pieces of trash

    9.54% (32.4)
  • Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare

    4.90% (74.7)
  • Track over 20,000 footprints

    7.10% (51.4)
  • Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge

    17.26% (21.3)
  • Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic

    5.64% (66.6)
  • Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times

    4.88% (74.9)
  • Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits

    8.82% (35.0)
  • Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours

    7.95% (39.4)
  • Throw 100 items into sand traps

    11.44% (29.2)
  • Fry 500 items with the plasma welder

    4.64% (80.3)
  • Complete Athena's Wrath Level

    35.26% (19.3)
  • Complete Caduceus Level

    22.10% (20.2)
  • Complete Cryogenesis Level

    13.29% (23.3)
  • Complete Unearthly Excavation Level

    9.39% (32.8)
  • Complete Hydroponic Hell Level

    13.00% (28.1)
  • Complete Evil Science Level

    17.93% (21.1)
  • Complete Paintenance Level

    16.76% (21.6)
  • Complete Waste Disposal Level

    25.34% (19.8)
  • Complete Unrefinery Level

    17.87% (21.1)
  • Complete All major Official Levels

    5.87% (62.4)
  • Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor

    15.36% (22.3)
  • Complete Gravity Drive Level

    11.63% (28.8)
  • Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it

    75.80% (18.5)
  • Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave

    13.04% (28.1)
  • Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards

    7.89% (39.5)
  • Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office

    13.28% (23.3)
  • Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on

    5.99% (60.4)
  • Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game

    6.71% (54.8)
  • Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something

    6.63% (55.7)
  • Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office

    5.56% (66.6)
  • Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level

    16.09% (21.8)
  • Complete Overgrowth Level

    10.83% (30.8)
  • Find Bob

    6.21% (59.4)
  • Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room

    5.90% (62.4)
  • Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office

    4.92% (74.6)
  • Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office

    6.53% (56.6)
  • Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time

    13.28% (23.3)
  • Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office

    7.92% (39.5)
  • Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office

    8.36% (37.4)
  • Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office

    9.12% (33.7)
  • Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office

    7.69% (48.2)
  • Collect the axe and return it to your office

    8.69% (35.5)
  • Collect the ring and return it to your office

    9.27% (33.3)
  • Clean the entire House of Horror level

    8.57% (36.4)
  • Destroy the Bad Banger

    10.78% (30.8)
  • Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper

    9.69% (32.0)
  • Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off

    11.21% (29.6)
  • Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off

    5.71% (64.4)
  • Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off

    6.88% (54.0)
  • Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off

    8.89% (34.6)
  • Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office

    8.59% (36.4)
  • Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office

    8.46% (36.9)
  • Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office

    8.16% (37.9)
  • Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office

    7.12% (51.4)
  • Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT

    15.70% (22.0)
  • Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho!

    6.34% (58.5)
  • Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate

    5.17% (69.9)
  • Build a stack of 10 stools

    7.83% (47.5)
  • Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire

    13.56% (22.5)
  • Complete Frostbite Level

    19.08% (20.4)
  • Complete Incubation Emergency Level

    8.88% (34.6)
  • Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level

    9.69% (32.0)
  • Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office

    7.01% (53.1)
  • Complete Uprinsing Level

    11.04% (30.0)
  • Complete Core Sample Level

    7.02% (53.1)
  • Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level

    7.29% (49.0)
  • Complete Penumbra Level

    5.04% (71.0)
  • Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office

    3.92% (262.0)
  • Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level

    4.50% (219.8)
  • Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark

    5.85% (63.4)
  • Go for a swim with Sharks

    7.23% (49.8)
  • Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy

    5.52% (67.6)
  • Foolishly activate the Death Ray

    6.42% (57.5)
  • Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong

    4.61% (80.5)
  • Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon

    5.19% (69.9)
  • Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats!

    4.60% (80.6)
  • Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon

    4.34% (236.0)