You managed to get out of bed…
Real despair starts now…
Time goes by faster when you dissociate…
Complete(?) the CEO's side-quest.
Reach the hidden room.
Buy a professional support unit.
Reach the end of AI-ko's arc.
Finish the front end dev's arc.
Write code at maximum caffeine level.
Reach the top of the career ladder.
Commit some psychotic code.
Help all worker souls ascend.
You're rich! Oh wait, there's inflation…
Buy the freedom key before official retirement. Trust me, it's not worth it.
Side effects may include catastrophic heart failure.
Numb yourself to death.
Die from sleep deprivation.
Die for your ideals.
Give up…
Welcome nothingness.
Repeatedly miss your KPIs.
Get fired because of tech debt collapse.
Retire after 40 years of service.
Reach the true ending.