• 

  Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

  Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

  3.02% (679.00)
• 

  Doctor Daddy

  Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies

  3.95% (519.00)
• 

  Dirty Daddy

  Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)

  42.05% (49.00)
• 

  Psycho Daddy

  Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

  3.00% (684.00)
• 

  Daddy That Kills People

  Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)

  9.37% (219.00)
• 

  Fruit Based

  Feed 25 Fruits to Babies

  7.09% (289.00)
• 

  Dad of The Year

  Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

  2.02% (1016.00)
• 

  Ready For Daddyhood

  Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)

  63.53% (32.00)
• 

  One Last Goodbye

  Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)

  41.43% (50.00)
• 

  Life's A Bleach

  Drink 50 gallons of bleach

  4.75% (432.00)
• 

  Baby's On Fire

  AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

  39.42% (52.00)
• 

  Daddy Let Me Drown

  Drown 25 Times

  9.89% (207.00)
• 

  Baby of The Year

  Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

  2.05% (1001.00)
• 

  Iced Iced Baby

  Freeze in the fridge as a Baby

  21.98% (93.00)
• 

  What's Cooking?

  Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!

  70.10% (29.00)
• 

  Child Prodigy

  Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)

  22.48% (91.00)
• 

  A True Gentleman

  Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)

  24.69% (83.00)

Single Player Challenges Achievements

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  Champion of The House

  Complete all the challenges (Classic)

  2.31% (888.00)

Remake (Pre-release) Achievements

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  Turn a Rat into a Snack

  Follow the squeaks (Remake)

  17.84% (115.00)
• 

  Baby's First...

  Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)

  33.85% (61.00)
• 

  I'm Your Daddy.

  Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)

  26.29% (78.00)

The December Update Achievements

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  Riding Dirty

  Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)

  1.79% (1146.00)
• 

  Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

  Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)

  9.64% (213.00)
• 

  Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

  Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)

  15.26% (134.00)

The Kitchen Bathroom Achievements

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  Plumber's Apprentice

  Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)

  2.41% (851.00)

Who’s Your Hot Dog Daddy Achievements

• 

  Make a fish your dish

  You ate the fish.

  5.98% (343.00)
• 

  Played with balls

  Did you have fun?

  0.97% (2115.00)
• 

  Imma Powder Out

  inhaled too much baby powder

  2.85% (720.00)
• 

  You are what you Eat

  eat at least 100 hotdogs

  1.32% (1554.00)
• 

  Toasted

  Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water

  4.62% (444.00)

The Final Summer Update Achievements

• 

  This is not how you play Slip and Die

  Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)

  2.08% (986.00)

The Basement Achievements

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  Ready for the Big Leagues

  Score on the basketball net

  1.19% (1724.00)
• 

  Choked on Balls

  Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

  1.75% (1172.00)
• 

  Lawn Daddy

  Mow your lawn

  1.56% (1315.00)

The January Update Achievements

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  Disobedient

  You ignored the note

  1.63% (1259.00)
• 

  Pan Head

  Get hit in the head with a pan

  2.41% (851.00)

Title Update Achievements

• 

  Dug Straight Down

  Fell into the lava

  1.34% (1531.00)
• 

  Acrobatically Inclined

  Swing through the hoop

  0.59% (3477.00)
• 

  Escape Lookout Cove

  Dig out Lookout Cove

  4.51% (455.00)

Title Update 2 Achievements

• 

  So that’s what it tastes like…

  Drank Mommy's Milk as a Daddy

  1.16% (1769.00)

Deep Lore - Beneath The House Achievements

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  Found The Control Room

  How long has this been here?

  1.02% (2011.00)
• 

  Found Mommy

  Mommy isnt very nice.

  0.47% (4365.00)
• 

  Escaped The House

  Finally Free?!.....

  0.74% (2772.00)

Another Daddy Achievements

• 

  Found Another Daddy

  In the Basement of the Control Room

  0.70% (2931.00)