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  Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

  Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

  3.04% (670.00)
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  Doctor Daddy

  Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies

  3.97% (513.00)
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  Dirty Daddy

  Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)

  42.33% (48.00)
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  Psycho Daddy

  Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

  3.02% (675.00)
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  Daddy That Kills People

  Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)

  9.40% (217.00)
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  Fruit Based

  Feed 25 Fruits to Babies

  7.11% (287.00)
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  Dad of The Year

  Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

  2.03% (1004.00)
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  Ready For Daddyhood

  Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)

  63.99% (32.00)
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  One Last Goodbye

  Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)

  41.75% (49.00)
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  Life's A Bleach

  Drink 50 gallons of bleach

  4.78% (426.00)
• 

  Baby's On Fire

  AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

  39.43% (52.00)
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  Daddy Let Me Drown

  Drown 25 Times

  9.94% (205.00)
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  Baby of The Year

  Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

  2.06% (989.00)
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  Iced Iced Baby

  Freeze in the fridge as a Baby

  22.10% (92.00)
• 

  What's Cooking?

  Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!

  70.48% (29.00)
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  Child Prodigy

  Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)

  22.65% (90.00)
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  A True Gentleman

  Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)

  24.87% (82.00)

Update #1 Achievements

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  Champion of The House

  Complete all the challenges (Classic)

  2.31% (882.00)

Update #3 Achievements

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  Turn a Rat into a Snack

  Follow the squeaks (Remake)

  17.63% (116.00)

Update #2 Achievements

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  Baby's First...

  Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)

  33.33% (61.00)
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  I'm Your Daddy.

  Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)

  25.95% (79.00)

Update #4 Achievements

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  Riding Dirty

  Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)

  1.78% (1145.00)
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  Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

  Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)

  9.48% (215.00)
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  Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

  Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)

  15.02% (136.00)

Update #5 Achievements

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  Plumber's Apprentice

  Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)

  2.39% (852.00)

Update #6 Achievements

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  Make a fish your dish

  You ate the fish.

  5.75% (354.00)
• 

  Played with balls

  Did you have fun?

  0.95% (2144.00)
• 

  Imma Powder Out

  inhaled too much baby powder

  2.73% (746.00)
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  You are what you Eat

  eat at least 100 hotdogs

  1.31% (1555.00)
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  Toasted

  Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water

  4.49% (454.00)

Update #7 Achievements

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  This is not how you play Slip and Die

  Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)

  1.99% (1024.00)

Update #8 Achievements

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  Ready for the Big Leagues

  Score on the basketball net

  1.15% (1772.00)
• 

  Choked on Balls

  Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

  1.68% (1213.00)
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  Lawn Daddy

  Mow your lawn

  1.54% (1323.00)

Update #9 Achievements

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  Disobedient

  You ignored the note

  1.59% (1281.00)
• 

  Pan Head

  Get hit in the head with a pan

  2.31% (882.00)

Update #10 Achievements

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  Dug Straight Down

  Fell into the lava

  1.30% (1567.00)
• 

  Acrobatically Inclined

  Swing through the hoop

  0.57% (3574.00)
• 

  Escape Lookout Cove

  Dig out Lookout Cove

  4.34% (469.00)

Update #11 Achievements

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  So that’s what it tastes like…

  Drank Mommy's Milk as a Daddy

  1.08% (1886.00)

Update #12 Achievements

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  Found The Control Room

  How long has this been here?

  0.97% (2100.00)
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  Found Mommy

  Mommy isnt very nice.

  0.45% (4527.00)
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  Escaped The House

  Finally Free?!.....

  0.71% (2869.00)

Update #13 Achievements

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  Found Another Daddy

  In the Basement of the Control Room

  0.66% (3087.00)